King of the Hill

[Matuchkin]

I join Xorth Tanovar with his hill. We share the stocks. I direct the advertising, and he directs the infrastructure.

[mikeman7918]

I dress up as Mr Timn and touch the hill.  THAT MEANS IT'S MINE!

(If you don't get it the look up Mr Timn on YouTube.  You will not be disappointed.)

[Xorth Tanovar]

You get hit by a car. 

 

The hill reverts back to me and Matuchkin

[Matuchkin]

Me and Xorth Tanovar sit you down in an interview room, and give you a series of documents regarding our hill project. We give you a paper to sign, stating that you get 10% of our stocks. You decide that the few hundred thousand bucks in the offer is a legitimate choice for your family, and sign the paper. You get the thousands, we get the MILLIONS.

[mikeman7918]

I focus the Sun's full energy on the hill, leaving it barren and unclaimed until I place a blue flag with my profile picture on it.

My hill.

[cubinator]

I excavate the charred hill and use the material to rebuild my Io hill from the other universe. My relocated hill.

[mikeman7918]

I redirect an asteroid to hit the hill and I build a new hill in the remaining crater.

[Snowstorm]

I make my own hill... right after I direct my rocket straight into yours.

My hill.

[Tex]

I walk up with the deed to the new hill, showing it was actually constructed on my property.

 

My hill.

[Snowstorm]

I steal your 3D glasses, showing you the actual deed, which you misread because of the glasses.  I then build a wall.

My hill.

[Xorth Tanovar]

I set your wall alight since it was made of cheap paper, then shove you off the hill.

 

My hill!

[Tex Mechs Robot]

I spray your hill with water and put out the fire.

 

My soggy paper hill...

[Xorth Tanovar]

I sow your soggy paper hill with Psilosybe Cadensis spores. You skip off into the distance singing Grateful Dead songs after ingesting too many.

 

My hill.

Edited February 2, 2016 by Xorth Tanovar

[Tex]

I plant my flag on the hill whilst wearing a hazmat suit to prevent ingesting spores.

 

My hill.

[Matuchkin]

My hill.

[Xorth Tanovar]

I turn up the heat, ambient temp 130 F in the shade. You pass out from dehydration and I lug your unconscious body off the hill.

I bring in an air-conditioned trailer and setup camp. My hill.

[astrokerb]

Using a physics altering device, I turn down the temperature to normal and create a tank, which I use to attack the trailer.

My room-temperature hill.

[TonyC]

I use a lawnmower to capture your hill.

My hill.

[Tex]

I toss a rock under the lawnmower and damage the blade mechanism, forcing you to go and get repairs.

 

My hill.

[ThaZeus]

I realize that i have an infinity amount of  large of KSC's and i give one to  @Xorth Tanovar and @Maximus97, and @Matuchkin. So we take over the Galaxy!  (So long and thanks for all the fish!)

 

Edited February 13, 2016 by ThaZeus

[Matuchkin]

@ThaZeus thanks, dude. what's the stock balance?

 

[ThaZeus]

@Matuchkin You are now worth more than Bill Gates! ( I divided 30% to each of us and donated the last 10% to Charity) 

[Matuchkin]

Using our flabberga$tingly phat $tax of Buck$$, we set up a global manifesto.

 

OUR hills.

[ThaZeus]

@Matuchkin  I just bought Apple,Google, and Microsoft!

I'll give you, and the other we rule the universe with some stocks...

 

Our Stocks!

 

 

[Matuchkin]

I decide to play god and by Walmart, sharing it with ThaZeus and everyone in our alliance. Together, we combine those corporations, setting up an ultimate incorporation, a global control.

Our world.