RocketSquid Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 40 minutes ago, njmksr said: Do you want to ally? The Barbecue Hill Coalition! I join in and bring an awesome soundsystem Sounds good to me. Barbecue party hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat111 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 (edited) @JoseEduardo sends in BOPE. @TheEpicSquared sends in an army of cute little puppies and kerbal rocket launchers. I send in the SEALs. The SEALs, kerbal rocket launchers and BOPE create a distraction. @TheEpicSquared sends in the puppies, which kills the opponent with their cuteness. After all that, @JoseEduardo sends in funkeiros in to celebrate our hill. Our barbecue hill! Edited October 5, 2016 by Wildcat111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Me and my well-fed bureaucrats storm the hill on foot and we take it over after an epic battle. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat111 Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 (edited) no one is going up the hill it shall be @JoseEduardo, @TheEpicSquared and mine!! P.S: @JoseEduardo I used all the pictures you posted when you and I were fighting for the hill. Sorry for the inconvenience. Edited October 8, 2016 by Wildcat111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 (edited) Call in a non nuclear icbm onto the hill payload around 3 kilotons the hill is slightly dented in the center i set up base there guarded by 256^8 nuclear proximity mines witha payload of 1 megaton that will explode if anything moves within a 1.32435 kilometres radius your move Edited October 7, 2016 by Ethanadams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoseEduardo Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 (edited) I send a goat over there, everything explodes while I'm safely away, you included our remains of a hill again Edited October 7, 2016 by JoseEduardo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 I send in broforce we capture the hill and defend it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firemetal Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 Jeb sends a rocket and drops it right on top of the hill crater now and I climb onto another hill and claim it as: My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 I walk by him and push him off the hill. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 I un-push him off the hill. His hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEpicSquared Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 Me, @Wildcat111 and @JoseEduardo collectively push him off his hill, so he rolls all the way to the bottom. We then proceed to cover him in dirt. Our hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat111 Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 Also, adding to @TheEpicSquared's statement, you are unarmed and you are soon crushed by the dirt. OUR HILL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
64Bit Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 İ see you are in flesh and no buildings There goes the neighborhood !!! My hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nascarlaser1 Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 3 hours ago, 64Bit said: İ see you are in flesh and no buildings There goes the neighborhood !!! My hill I promptly destroy the planet covered in hills, and go populate a new one with my hill, that has a force field around it. . my hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chabadarl Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 The fact is when you see my hill, you don't think about it as a hill ... You say : "What a mountain!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat111 Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 Me, @TheEpicSquared and @JoseEduardo push you off the mountain and you become unconscious. Then we cover you with dirt and we call in hu3 which compacts the dirt , suffocating and crushing you in the process. Our mountain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 11:00 I call McCree 11:59 McCree comes along 12:00 Its high noon! You three get shot and fall of the mountain. My hill mountain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat111 Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 I summon the Overwatch memes. They get revenge for what you did to them (burying them) and push you off the mountain. Me, @JoseEduardo and @TheEpicSquared then bury you with dirt and then we make the slopes too steep to climb. Then we build anti aircraft fortifications on the mountain. now nobody is going up the hill. Our hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TARDISES Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 I invoke the memes of the other side of the rivalry. Wait, did I say memes? I meant BEAMS. THE FORTIFICATIONS ARE IN THE BEAM. They are removed by the beam. I then send engies to build a nest on the hill, and use a teleporter to get up there. Only those that bear POOTIS can enter the nest, which is at the top of the hill, now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 RIP Pootis (pootis->putin->russia) I send the SpaceX Rocket UFOs in Australia to attack you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 I climb the Mount Everest and claim it as my hill! Nobody will want to climb the Mount Everest simply for being king of the hill. Everyone can keep their hills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEpicSquared Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Just now, ZentroCatson said: Nobody will want to CLIMB the Mount Everest simply for being king of the hill. That's right. Nobody would want to climb Mount Everest to claim it as their hill. Instead, me, @Wildcat111 and @JoseEduardo get airlifted to the top. We then kick you off Everest and claim it as our hill mountain. We now have Everest as well as our other mountain. Our hills mountains! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat111 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Also, me @TheEpicSquared and @JoseEduardo claim the hill in Australia by taking it by sheer force using the US Army, Kerbal Rocket Launchers, BOPE and cute little puppies. Our empire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEpicSquared Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 @Wildcat111 Don't forget the Swedish Special Forces! Oh, and we also claim Olympus Mons on Mars. Our multi-planetary empire! Nobody can stop us now! MUAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat111 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 57 minutes ago, TheEpicSquared said: @Wildcat111 Don't forget the Swedish Special Forces! Oh, and we also claim Olympus Mons on Mars. Our multi-planetary empire! Nobody can stop us now! MUAHAHAHAHA You live in Sweden? I live in Canada. Also NASA decides to work with us to help us conquer space! Our empire! Nobody can stop us now! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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