Xorth Tanovar Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 (edited) I jump on the bag, it pops, territories scattered throughout the universe. I claim the only hill-shaped one. My hill! Edited December 7, 2016 by Xorth Tanovar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 i use every singe stupid idea every kerbal player has ever thought of, strap them to a 7Km long pole full of sepatrons, and fire at the hill my hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 I hack your computer and edit your game files so the hill is mine. I capture you soliders. My Hill, my soliders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 I blow up you planet with the Death Star. My Death Star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 I shoot your death star with an interplanetary missile. I have now inhabited my own planet, which no one knows about as it is uncharitable. My planet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 The Enterprise comes and absorbs your planet into the Federation. My Federation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Psi-Cop Alfred Bester shows up, bends your mind to my will, and you hand your puny Federation over to me. my Earth Alliance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 I request to join this alliance. My planet turned out to be a decoy, and I'm safe on my own little rock in the <redacted>. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 I destroy Planet <redacted> in Sector <redacted> with Star-killer Base. My Star-killer Base. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 I destroy one of those cooler reactor things. After checking the planet in <redacted> in <redacted> next to the <Redacted> System, I have realized that you missed my planet by <redacted> <redacted>. #Censorship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 #Censorship. My hashtag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 #StopTheHashtags My Ad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 all advertisement is destroyed nobody's ads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 I take the ads my ads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 I burn the ads. My fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 I pee on your fire. My ashen puddle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaZeus Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Wow my empire still stands! All of you are still trapped in your own corner of reality that you can't escape. My Empire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 ...and what an empire it is, the entire padded interior of a 10x10 room, you inside, and the door locked from the outside. Visiting hours 10a-6p, strictly supervised. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 My multiple planets continue to grow as my star-fleet conquers more and more planets. My galactic reign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Your galactic reign fits nicely in the palm of my hands... My universal domain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 I have a piece of cosmic Lego. When you step on it, I use the distraction to build myself a hill. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 You trip on a cosmic Lincoln Log and fall off the hill. My hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 I summon Garrus. I give him a sniper rifle. He shoots you. You die. My turian controlled hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAS123 Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Garrus actually hates Dark Junior and simply leaves, giving me free control of the hill. My Hill i named Quasinox! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaZeus Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 (edited) Luckily for me they come up with a cure for my mental illness so i can reclaim my Empire. And it has grown! And I Joined the commonwealth. Edited December 13, 2016 by ThaZeus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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