EVILTOMATOEZ Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 I, who had been watching this horrifying spectacle from a distant hill, retreat into my depleted uranium bunker and activate the auto-turret defense grid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVILTOMATOEZ Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 my slightly irradiated hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whptheenah Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 I play annoying classical piano songs until you get bored and walk away.My slightly irradiated uranium bunker and hill with classical music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordpie Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 I take your classical music (which I like), and then turn it into Pink Floyd Animals: Dogs, and you become one.My rock/classical music hill with an irradiated uranium bunker, and I build another mountain, a lot in fact so I am surrounded, the creation of KSC 2 ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinerEdgar Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 I take your rock/classical music hill with an irradiated uranium bunker and transport it in a rocket to ike and claim it My rock/classical music hill with an irradiated uranium bunker on ike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 You just got sent a few months into the future, and you realize that the hill now belongs to me. Semi-official moderatorbump revival style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 With a terrific roar of breaking thrusters, a gigantic craft comes to a stop overhead. The soft hum of it's levitation drives almost hypnotic. The underside is mostly black heat tiles, still smoldering from it's descent from the heavens.Through the sun-blotting silhouette you manage to catch a glimpse of the identifying roundel. The black, diamond-shape emblem of an eagle is familiar but you can't quite place it. Suddenly panels on underside of the craft slide open, hatches spring to life as dozens of weapons platforms take aim at the ground below. Missile batteries, CIWS, railguns, even battleship-caliber turrets set their sights on the squabbling hilltop below. The din of the craft's engines are joined by the faint sounds of more, smaller craft. Several formations of fighters catapult themselves into the air, followed shortly by barges.As the lead barge approaches music emanating from it becomes more audible, with a dull thud the craft touches down atop the hill. Soldier clad in white and grey body armour march forth from it's hold and from a pair of ranks along the path to the top. The other barges give birth to strange tanks and bipedal mechs, paratroopers fill the sky beneath the mothership...By the time the song has reached it's crescendo, a young woman pridefully strides down the boarding ramp of the dropship to be greeted by soldiers saluting in perfect unison. Her ebony hair swaying gently in the vortexes of idling engines. After acknowledging her subordinates she marches forward, her piercing red eyes fixed upon OdinYggd... she stops, a mere meter from the moderator.A scowl creeps to her face..."You're on my hill." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 A hammer appears out of nowhere in Odin's hand, glowing with blinding brilliance. It erupts into lightning bolts that send all of the craft reeling out of control, and the soldiers ducking for cover. You and what army. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjwt Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 You mean "Me and my army" *points to the SFD1 hovering in the background* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 "Now now, look here Mr. Æsir. I came to collect this hill and that's what I intend to do."The maiden dramatically plants a black and white banner at her feet."If you want it back, make me an offer. I accept Toblerones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjwt Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 Two full size 1KG Toblerones... first and final offer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ascensiam Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 This hill has been commandeered while you were at the negotiating table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 "SOLD! Enjoy your dirt!"She leaves with her army of science Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 I'll just be over here then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KasperVld Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 I'll be joining you, Odin, in defending this hill from measly members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 *Digs a network of tunnels, Vietcong style*"You may be king of the hill, but I am Queen of the Underhill! MWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felsmak Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 A painful, baleful strike later all your hills are belong to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 Later, after the solar wind which killed your men I came to take over your hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Blinded by the light Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekris28 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 A failed probe exploded on the hills. My burnt hills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 An atomic bomb exploded on the hill. My irradiated hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROFLCopter64bit Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 I found another hill! Keep your irradiated hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 My men overtook you hill after a brutal fighting. My irradiated and clean hills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROFLCopter64bit Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 I nuked your other hill. Now you only have irradiated hills. But sadly I have none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KasperVld Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 I just returned from the cadastre, it turns out you're on my property! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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