King of the Hill

[theattackcorgi]

I eat you and the dragon

My hill.

[Starwhip]

I shift your existence out of sync with the universe by one second.

My hill.

[mrrpamplemousse]

I call the dragon-born

My Skyrim hill

[sjwt]

I turn off your game,

My hill now

[briansun1]

I fire srbs at you

my hill

[Designer225]

Your SRBs crashed into the ocean, still burning fuel.

Then your rocket launcher exploded.

(Art depicting the explosion of the "Peacemaker" cannon. Ouch for John Ericsson. Maybe.)

I then rode the rocket to the Moon. My lunar hill.

[Starwhip]

I use the sun-cannon from KAW-II to destroy the moon. I find another hill on Earth.

(KAW-II is Kerbals At War Two. Look it up on YouTube, it's pretty awesome.)

My hill.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Asume direct controle, I make you jump into a pit

My hill

[TechnicalK3rbal]

I find Gandalf and he throws you into Moria with the Balrog.

My hill.

[BurntPhoenix]

I push you down off the hill and choke you to death.

My hill.

[TechnicalK3rbal]

I launch you to Minmus on an SRB.

My hill.

[BurntPhoenix]

I make a mid course correction, deorbiting the srb back onto your hill and parachuting down after it.

my burning, solid fuel covered hill.

[Starwhip]

I crash my Spirion Station & Fuel Depot into the hill.

My hill/space station/burning hill

[TechnicalK3rbal]

I launch a N-1 rocket across from your hill.

my burning, somewhat flattened, smoking, and shrapnel covered hill.

[BurntPhoenix]

I run you over with a bulldozer and pile new dirt onto the hill

My renewed mound of earth

[Starwhip]

I walk in and take it.

My hill.

[TechnicalK3rbal]

I tunnel under the hill, dig to the surface, and throw you into the now-collapsed tunnel that I dug.

My caved-in freshly renewed hill.

[BurntPhoenix]

I smother you in a massive bro-hug of nonviolence.

My pacifist hill.

[mrrpamplemousse]

What can be more loving and tolerating?

My little [redacted] hill

[Tobbzzzz]

I travel to Eeloo and build a hill

My Eeloo hill

[Starwhip]

I send an IPBM to Eeloo to destroy your hill.

My nothing.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Build an hill made of zombie corpses.

my hill

[Designer225]

The zombie eats you. I planted plants to defeat that swarm of zombies and build my own. Using plant and metallic fortification. And dirt.

My hill.

[Fox Arcana]

I snipe you and then burn all the plants

My burnt hill and fortress.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Call Green Peace.

My plants-lovers hill