King of the Hill

[Tidus Klein]

I summon radin to kill you.

My hill with parts of 11j strung every where.

[11JRidding]

I come back and befriend Raiden, then me and you agree to share the hill

My hill, shared with you and Raiden

PS: Finally, someone who has played Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

[theattackcorgi]

I come in and buy the hill off of you. Then I proceed to install lots of defense mechanisms so Odin wont crush it so badly.

My Super dug in hill.

[11JRidding]

I come in, cloaked, and hack a few of your defense mechanisms. They destroy the other defense mechanisms, then kill you

My hill

[Spearka]

I EMP you in the face

my hill

[theattackcorgi]

I teach Spearka how a EMP wouldn't kill a person, and he dies of boredom

My hill

[GROOV3ST3R]

Standing on a mountain overlooking a valley, I notice a collection of craters that used to be hills, ruins of forts, bunkers, advanced protection systems - some even glow in the dark with radioactive fallout. Watching from afar, I notice how people contest over one particular hill left in the centre of a large wasteland. I grab a bone, load it into a bow and shoot up into the air. High speed winds carry the bone over to the hill, where it falls and starts rolling down the slope. A dog, who was the latest contender, runs after that bone, tumbling down the slope. Eventually, he catches it and buries it somewhere in the ruins before running off to attack another contender. I didn't get a good look at the dog, but he looked relatively small and chubby - something akin to a Corgi.

With nobody guarding the hill, I sit back in a deck chair on top of my mountain, grab some popcorn and invite any defeated contenders to join me in observing the hilarity that is sure to ensue now. I see several creatures approaching the hill already.

No mans hill - may the best man get defeated ^^

[11JRidding]

I kill off everyone in the contest after I undergo an aerial insertion

My hill, with a huge crater on 1 side

[Spearka]

my hill now

[vexx32]

I quietly walk up behind you and slit your throat before filling in the holes on the hill.

My hill.

[Bioman222]

I then use glue to put together the planet.

my hill.

[OdinYggd]

You guys are being over the top again.

The hill is mine effective immediately. Anyone who dares challenge this will have Gungnir sticking out of their face.

[Tidus Klein]

I join GROOVSTER and watch the in-sewing carnage.

not my hill

[Designer225]

I raided the hill once more, and stealing the Mods' food and water supply, as well as damaging anything that might provide them supply. I left again, watching from space to see the burning hill. Mods' burning hills.

[toolofdarkness]

from my position on the mountian i concordinate a series of landscaping and clean up projects to rebuild the hills and decontaminate them only to cover them in a new even larger hill and give it to the mods with a grave yard for all the clones that have died in the war of the hills.

mod's newly made super hill with grave yard

[Spearka]

I summon an undead army from the graves, they eat your brains then die again of starvation

my hill

[toolofdarkness]

push the undead back in to the graves (one piece style) and ask why must you kill the mods

still isnt my hill

Edited December 9, 2013 by toolofdarkness

[Commissioner Tadpole]

Gilly Express crashes into the hill, obliterating Spearka.

My hill.

[toolofdarkness]

comes in and cleans up the mess and places a temprial flux reapair system(its a system that auto repairs any huge damage done to the hill this includes damage done by an exterminatus, virus bombs, masive crator making explotions, ratiaton, ionizing, and pouring large amounts of acid on the hill. yes you can build and destroy other buildings on it and crash thing in to the hill but any large craters past the size of a 500ton bomb explotion will be auto filled. and when the hill has sufferd an equivlent of a 10000megaton bomb of total damage the hill will reset but keeping what ever ruins are on the hill at the moment of reset.)

and still isnt my hill

Edited December 9, 2013 by toolofdarkness

[briansun1]

I tell derpy you have her muffins

my hill

[toolofdarkness]

i send out a drone thats eliminates bronies that trys to forcefully corrupt people with ponies(note to bronies i dont hate you all just the annoying and the ones that try to corrupt people with them by forcing people to watch the show,pmvs,role plays,bronie cons, and the like agenst there will. in esense briansun1)

oh and now its my hill

[briansun1]

I use and emp bomb

my hill

[Commissioner Tadpole]

I use HyperEditâ„¢ to cause Deimos to crash at the hill, obliterating you.

My crater.

(note to bronies i dont hate you all just the annoying and the ones that try to corrupt people with them by forcing people to watch the show,pmvs,role plays,bronie cons, and the like agenst there will. in esense briansun1)

No offense taken, though briansun1 never did any of that.

[toolofdarkness]

setup smal land minds (i know briansun1 in real relm and he does this kind of thing in the real relm and in pms in the forums and things like that)

still your newly auto reseted hill with Deimos in it.

[briansun1]

I tell the grammar police where you are

my hill