Souper Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 I obliterate the planet with an antimater bomb, and then find Venus, which i colonize.My precious, precious Venus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake9039 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 I take rss away, causeing you to fall, and poof on eve.I then claim a phantom hill on jol my hill(btw, I think that one can land on jool, just carefully and with a re-texture(meaning make the surface visible.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 I survive the fall *since i'm a tough venera probe* and then i blow up jool.My landing site on Eve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake9039 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 I then find a bug that is rooted so deep into the game, they have to revert to where there was only kerbin.I then claim their antenna and add a force feild mod.my forcefeild protected hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 (edited) I hack ksp install the missingno mod I'm working on then capture the hill Edited March 13, 2015 by Ethanadams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake9039 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 exept you fail to realize it works off of some 0.90 code, but ksp is in 0.14.5 mode.still my hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 But you fail to realize that I have made to work in all game formatsmy computer digital hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 I delete the internet, and go outside and find a hill, which i have fun playing on top of.My playing hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 I jOin you are hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake9039 Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 war comes to your country, killing all the women, children, and unable to work men.I then have america threaten the country with nukes(because I teach nasa how to ssto) an they are now my utopian hill. but I keep you alive as slaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I summon Shrek.My massive crowd of grown men running away from an ogre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I'll animate ogre killer with cool x-ray specs, laser gun and electric sword that kills your ogre. People come back and hail him as their lord. Since I am the one animating him, it's my laws there now.My anime hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake9039 Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I then ban all anime, and my starship created in the utopia comes and sends in all it's fighters, killing your ogre killer and saving my people.my utopian hill. do not hurt my people, or you are going to get a plasma beam that is 110% the size of the cellestial body you are on. no mater what planet, sun, black hole, galaxy, etc. you are on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I use the master sword the triforce and the kraken with a helix fossil to make a perfect utopia that if you ate ack it you become a normal citizen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I fly over from the KSSR with a Tupolev Tu-95 and drop a 100 megaton nuclear bomb on your utopia, therefore completely vaporizing any trace of its existence.My irradiated and destroyed utopia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 But as I said before the triforce repeals you and you become a citizen still my utopia (the is a loop hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Augustus_ Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I go to Tekto.My hill on Tekto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 (edited) I launch an ICBM with 6 nuclear MIRVs. Two of the MIRVs are dummies, and the rest are able to evade detection through advanced technologies so that the Triforce only repels the dummies but not the real ones. A few minutes later, the MIRVs detonate one by one over your utopia, each having a yield of 14.3 megatons. This completely destroys your utopia and kills everyone in it. What's left is a desolate landscape of destruction. Everywhere you look, there's simply rubble of old establishments, with skeletons left from people being instantly vaporized by the bombs.My destroyed utopia and KSSR. Edited March 15, 2015 by mythbusters844 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 An army of spooky scary skeletons pops out! And kills EVERYONE.My desolation, inhabited solely by skeletons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake9039 Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 (edited) the argos' AI(wich is a copy of my brain) commands the ares(in the same fleet) to destroy the galaxy. it does, and Jake(the A.I.'s name) revives me so I can claim duna as my hill. before I destroy the galaxy, I take souper and make him my slave that has no more sentience, and force his mind to watch his family die, over and over until he regrets. meanwhile, cloning takes place to populate my countless forcefully taken hills.my hills.don't kill my people. you will watch everything you love die. one. by. one. over and over again.(in the foru game of course) Edited March 16, 2015 by jake9039 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 (edited) I somehow super duper ultra magically take over everything and do this to jake9039 and then i become the super awesome awesome g0d of everything and become ultra mega awesome and build a Dystopian communist USSR of all the multiverses and also become invincible and indestructible and immortal and omniscient and Omnipotent and omnipresent.My glory.TORMENT JAKE9039. TORMENT JAKE9039. TORMENT JAKE9039. Edited March 16, 2015 by Souper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake9039 Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 exept I die from cianide and jake(the AI one) calls sheild, wich destroys you(because hulk and thor)he then revives me.no killing my people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 I automagically come back to existence, and then proceed to take your people into custody. They are tortured brutally and mercillessly forever, but we make sure they don't die. (Loophole exploited.) The same thing happens to you, as i find a hill.My.Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake9039 Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 exept one gets sick, and with(quote from my science teacher)"rapid cell death" jake takes the ares and it attacks with all its power.please note, the power is consentrated on your brain.there is enough power to destroy everything in the universe. with the ability to destroy about 5 billion more galaxies if they existed.then, I lock you up in the dark universe. strapped to an antimater bomb.then, you get tortured so much, you regret going against me, begging me for forgiveness.I get my utopia back.I then keep the utopia safe with the ares doing the same thing to anybody that hurts my people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 I give up on trying to fight jake and form an alliance on his main hill.OUR allied hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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