King of the Hill

[Xannari Ferrows]

Quickly cast Cancel! So, you're an indestructible artifact?

I've got something for that.

[TARDISES]

Oh, a Gespenst can be destroyed. You're just not working at the right scale, here.

*Fires more Split Missiles*

[Xannari Ferrows]

You think so?

Casting Time Stop!

[TARDISES]

......

(Count yourself lucky I didn't go with one of the Originals from J. THOSE would be able to counter that. A Gespenst cannot.)

[Xannari Ferrows]

Sweet! To the victor go the spoils!

Also, with the new Split Second mechanic, I'm pretty sure that beats everything.

[TARDISES]

......

[jake9039]

I burn the board and cards, and claim the small ashpile my hill.

[TARDISES]

And now my Gespenst, which is a giant robot, can move once more.

*uses the Strike spirit command*

Now you can't evade.

Plasma Stakes set...

JET! MAGNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!

*Cue giant explosions on contact - out of which the Gespenst emerges unharmed*

[Fel]

I smile while sitting on my comfortable seat, looking down at the petty fights below me. I raise my hand, and order the demolition of the planet below me. We need that interstellar highway after all.

My fleet of planet destroying ships.

[windows_x_seven]

I inject the NaNo virus into your fleet (don't ask me how; just look at my username) and they all glitch out, turning against you

My glitchy rogue fleet of planet destroying ships.

[Fel]

Unfortunately for you, my fleet had certified

MY Fleet of planet destroying ships

[Xannari Ferrows]

Very entertaining... By all means, do continue.

[Fel]

Xannari Ferrows, you really need to invest in some protection charms for your deck, it's very powerful but open to direct attack.

[WinkAllKerb'']

i use a rock and paper to throw rock with a shot gun at fel no ones decks or hill.

no one, no ones decks, but still a hill.

[Dman979]

I plant a flag. My flagged hill.

[Goodle...]

I replace your flag with mine. I set my prized bluesang lindwurm onto the hill. MY HILL.

[mythbusters844]

I punch you in the face and claim your hill as mine.

My hill.

[WinkAllKerb'']

i replace your hill with your hill

your hill

[Fel]

I form my own hill and envelop it with "Technobabble" providing ill defined abilities that fail at the most inconveniencing times, yet always restart at the end to defeat the invaders.

[Goodle...]

i pop the technobabble. mine.

[Fel]

You can't pop techno-babble, it isn't a bubble! My hill of impregnable defenses due to tv magic

[WinkAllKerb'']

NASSAULT hill ...

because.

[Xannari Ferrows]

You guys are making this too easy^^ Cast Annex once again.

Xannari Ferrows, you really need to invest in some protection charms for your deck, it's very powerful but open to direct attack.

Well, you know what they say. A good offense is the best defense.

[Fel]

Class, who can tell me how the Magi were defeated in 2020? Yes Timmy?

It was discovered that the release of proto-ions into the atmosphere had a detrimental effect on their ability to perform what they termed "magic", the protions interrupted the neural pathway between themselves and their environment thus nullifying any enchantments they might "cast"

Yes Timmy, very good, and we keep our proto-ion shield up at all times, so that we are never open to attack.

*dramatic pause*

*alarms* Proto-ion shield failing

(Honestly, as long as we don't get too pissy, the roleplayed hill is rather fun)

Edited May 27, 2015 by Fel

[Xannari Ferrows]

I am a planeswalker! Your attempts to dull our senses may have worked in the past, but you should learn that defeat is not in our dictionary. Minions, passively cast Army of the damned! Commander Karona, you cast Mana Bloom, whilst I cast Parallel Lives. Once we unleash our wrath on the world, we must reach the Grove of the Guardian at all costs! I'll go ahead and see if there are any perimeters set up.