StupidAndy Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 everyone realizes that Alexander the Great has terrible weapons compared to today so nobody takes him seriously democratic hill oh and if ATG attacks us we have the combined armies of the US, Russia, China, and Disney to defend us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaZeus Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 (edited) Make FYROM great again! I give Alexander the Great a crash course on modern weapons. Know he can conquer the most powerful countries really quickly. Oh you were two late. I joined NATO and the EU and I applied to make BRICS into BRIMCS. I have conquer all of the former Yugoslavia republics, Bulgaria, Romania, Turkey, Greece, Iraq, and Iran My Empire! FYROM = Former Yugoslav Republic Of Macedonia Edited November 29, 2016 by ThaZeus FYROM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake9039 Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 I nuke the hill. my crater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 I make a sandwich and sit on it in my closet. My sandwich "hill." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 after you eat the sandwich i aztec sacrifice you, but instead of the heart, i rip out your stomach my ATP from a sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenTurtle1134 Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 1 hour ago, jake9039 said: I nuke the hill. my crater. I defuse the nuke midair (I have experience in this field) and turn said hill into a thermonuclear missile launch silo. Just now, StupidAndy said: after you eat the sandwich i aztec sacrifice you, but instead of the heart, i rip out your stomach my ATP from a sandwich Gah. I'm sure I have a biological reconstructor somewhere in here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 I take hairspray and fill your room with it. The bitter taste kills you outright. I then cut you open (Because people seem to like doing that to other people) and fill your intestines with hairspray, and I fill your lungs with hairspray, and I fill your stomach and your veins with hairspray. Oh, and I also take your silo (and nukes) and launch them at all the major fault lines on the planet, triggering a cataclysmic worldwide super-earthquake, rendering every structure ever created into dust. I create a rip in spacetime and bring all of the gasoline, kerosene, and butane ever formed into my possession, and I burn said dust. The planet is now a molten slag, and I perish laughing, standing among the broken bodies and ruined buildings that used to dominate this massive world. Nobodies hills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 i landed on duna before the world blew up, so I'm on duna my duna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 34 minutes ago, StupidAndy said: i landed on duna before the world blew up, so I'm on duna my duna And I am currently dead, so I can't do anything Your duna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 I replace Duna with a fish. My tuna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaZeus Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Luckily I trapped all posters after me in The Mirror Dimension without a sling-ring. My Empire (and its many hills.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 I, having the right to do so, make a sandwich. I don't do anything with it, I just have it. My sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 i eat the sandwich my stomach uh oh, this could get ugly!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 (edited) Dang right it is. I rip the sandwich out of your stomach like the Mayans pulled the heart out of their sacrifices. Too much? Edited November 30, 2016 by The Raging Sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 well i said something like that two days ago so...no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Aah, good. My half-digested sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Dog saw it laying on the floor, so he ate it. My now-clean kitchen floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 He barfs it back up so I eat it so no one else can have it. Good Lord, this got disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Disgusting or not, you didn't claim the location. Therefore, My kitchen floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 I sneak in and take your kitchen floor as you sleep. Nothing else, just the whole dang floor. My floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 I retrieve my floor, and relocate it to Floor 1471 of the Really, Really Tall Building thread. My Really, Really Tall Building Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenTurtle1134 Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 (edited) 57 minutes ago, Xorth Tanovar said: My Really, Really Tall Building I dispute this claim of ownership in Floor 1472 in the court case Turtle and Sandwich v. Tanovar (gee, was that a weird name) http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/34911-really-really-really-tall-building/&do=findComment&comment=2871222. My court proceedings. Also I start selling lemonade again. Edited December 1, 2016 by greenTurtle1134 Link to parallel post in Really Really Tall Building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Sorry, does nobody remember that everyone except for @StupidAndy is dead? @StupidAndys everything Except that I regenerate into a better, sexier me, and I use a good deal of toilet paper and milk to take over the rocky planets in the solar system My rocky planets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 (edited) i escape to planet nine, which is some sort of mini-neptune... sopovesly my mini neptune Edited December 2, 2016 by StupidAndy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 I drop a giant black monolith orbiting Jupiter onto Planet 9. If you watched/read 2010: Odyssey Two, you know what happens next. My star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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