King of the Hill

[NIN3]

Whilst your asleep, (yeah your asleep, deal with it) I take a big bag and put the hill in it, and run off with it.

My hill-in-a-bag composed of dungens, numbers, and robot parts

[Radion]

While you attempt to run off, I come out from my hiding place (the person sleeping was my identical twin) and snatch the bag from you while you rest beside a tree.

My reclaimed bag hill.

[NIN3]

While you try to open the fake bank bag that you think is the hill, I run off like a ninja and replant my hill in a hidden location.

My replanted hill in a hidden location.

[Radion]

While you replant your hill, I launch into space to watch. After you plant it, I bombard it from orbit, then take it,

My cratered hidden hill.

[NIN3]

I storm the crater, and attack you with a solar panel, then frying you on it for lunch.

My crater with cooking radion!

(gnight folks, see yall tommorow. GIMMI BACK MA CRATER!)

[vexx32]

Alright, break it up, you two.

I drop an H-bomb on the pathetic piece of trash called a hill, and claim the wasteland that remains. Seeing as the hill is now flat, I use a very unusual technique to shape all the surrounding radiation and energy into a solid form resembling a hill...

My hill. Touch it and you die from overexposure to gamma radiation.

[MedwedianPresident]

I send 10000 Medwedian Bombers and claim all Hills.

My Land! Enter and you will be shot Down!

[Guest]

I EMP planes. They crash into the hills.

My plane covered hills!

[MedwedianPresident]

I launch a Planet Destroyer!

My Asteroid Belt!

[Gojira]

I gather all of the asteroids into a hill, crushing Medwedian.

My hill.

[mincespy]

I destroy the universe.

My empty space.

[Guest]

I destroy the universe.

My empty space.

I explode a singularity.

My massive expanding space!

[Kreuzung]

I am the first intelligent being crated by evolution and I claim a galaxy. MY GALAXY!

If I die, my people will still be there, you whould need several death stars to at least wipe them out partially.

WUHAHA!!! ;D >

[Ascensiam]

I ban all of the above for not playing the game properly. (hint hint)

My hill.

[Kreuzung]

I make a hill 3 times bigger next to yours so you can\'t see the sun. HAHA.

[vexx32]

Finally! Someone sensible

I steal your banhammer in the midst of night and use it to murder you savagely.

My hill.

I believe there\'s normally a rule along the lines of no destroying or altering the hill itself. You can build things on it which can be destroyed, but the hill remains intact at all times.

Ignored Kreuzung as he never claimed the original hill.

[Kreuzung]

First post says that we can make new hills. And mine still blocks the sun.

[vexx32]

You never destroyed the hill that was in existence, nor claimed it, and you also never claimed yours. Both hills are claimed by me.

[Kreuzung]

I built the hill and so it\'s mine. And I claim the other one as compensation for not having mine for 2 minutes.

[Radion]

While you sleep on your built hill, I sneak in and take the original hill. I then arm it (somehow) with Gatling guns and 1,000 soldiers.

My military base/hill combo pack.

[dogon11]

I fuck up a rocket launch and crash into the built hill, destroying it.

My dead kerbals... no hill for me.

[Imandreas]

You lose by attempting to destroy an undestroyable hill.

I attack Radion\'s hill with bioloads from miles away, killing all on the hill and letting me claim it. Then I put on a gas mask and climb onto the hill, dancing up and down like an idiot. MY HILL!

[Radion]

I emerge from my underground bunker and order the rest of my army to bombard the hill with howitzers and bioloads. After killing all inside, we then take the hill, scrub it clean, and fix it.

My impenetrable hill of military prowess!

[Gojira]

I offer to make an alliance with Radion, then I twist his arm behind his back and stab him.

My bloodstained hill.

[vexx32]

I melt the hills into slag by using a quantum teleporter to transport a fragment of the Sun into the centre of each hill.

My piles of slag!