mikeman7918 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Little do YOU know, I did not die but in fact, I was wearing a whatever-you-killed-me-with proof vest and I also happened to be carrying 15 pounds of Catsup for obvious reasons and I did not actually die, so You think I am a Zombie and hightail it off of the mountain.My magnetic radioactive mountain with a space center and an unreliable force field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I find the magic reset button. *press*My hill with a tree and a flagpole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I have a magic reset button proof vestTM, and I am still on the hill. My hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Time stops.Everything goes white.When normality returns, the hill is once again grassy and pure with a few small trees and a flagpole at the top. Let's keep the hill free from toxic chemicals and radioactive materials okay? Small craters are perfectly okay, but the hill shouldn't be destroyed or rendered uninhabitable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 The hill is still mine! (MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 (edited) Time stops.Everything goes white.When normality returns, the hill is once again grassy and pure with a few small trees and a flagpole at the top. Let's keep the hill free from toxic chemicals and radioactive materials okay? Small craters are perfectly okay, but the hill shouldn't be destroyed or rendered uninhabitable.Maybe, but apparently no one is willing to clean the hill...The hill is still mine! (MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA)I found the Grand Mikeman device and disable it. Then I flew some 10000 km to Pompeii (yes I know it is now a ruin) and threw the device into Mt. Vesuvius, and then sailed to Rome (NOTE: That does NOT mean I'm an Italian.), just in time for the volcano to erupt.The next day, all Mikemen (mikeman7918 and his clones) were annihilated, provided that we the people (forum members, as the world life minus Mikeman and 25 others) are not his clones.Let's keep the hill free from toxic chemicals and radioactive materials okay? Small craters are perfectly okay, but the hill shouldn't be destroyed or rendered uninhabitable.OK. Later I discovered a uranium resource 2 km below the hill. No one's uranium deposit.DISCLAIMER: I'm only an explorer and as such am not responsible for radioactive/toxic spill. Edited February 14, 2014 by Designer225 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 An alternate me emerges from an inter-dimensional wormhole, unaffected by the destruction of the mikeman7918 device, and I re-open the wormhole under your feet, sending you to the dimension that I came from.My hill with a wormhole generator on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 What is it that you people don't understand about keeping the hill clean?*dumps a few thousand liters of kerosene on the hill, lights it*[FOOOOOOSH]Cleanse it. Cleanse it with FIRE!EDIT:Awhoops, I forgot.Now it's my hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 I poured a pile of dirt over you and planted greens on the hill, then sailed to San Francisco. No one's hill.OOC: LOL look at this: http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/68222-Survive-That-Attack!/page8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 *Walks over, plants a flag*My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 I strap a sepetron on the flag and I ignite it, sending the flag into oblivion.My hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemrav Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 I push you down, and teleport the hill to a secret location nobody can find.edit : my hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 when you pushed me down, I fell into a pitfall that I made earlier for no reason at all and I got teleported with the hill. I then put up a radio beacon that gives away the hill's exact location to everyone, and I come out of my hole and punch you in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WJDubs Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 I dig up all of the ground. ALL of it. And I put it on the hills.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 (edited) Since Mikeman is in an alternate dimension, Mikeman is only born in the future. I found his grandfather and killed him.I then helped WJDubs to create an anti-Mikeman machine and had it set to "self-destruct if altered in any way while keeping original setting" and banned Mikemen's descendants and himself. (I wiped out all his ancestors.)WJDubs's hill plus machine. Edited February 15, 2014 by Designer225 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 I kinetically bombard the hill. Gently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Corp Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 I use my Highly Classified Top Secret Transmutation Laser, which does not officially exist so forget that I even mentioned it, to turn the kinetic weapon into feathers.I then storm the hill with a bunch of banana bombs, blowing up everything in my path. I then fill in the holes, so the hill does not appear damaged.My hill with no holes whatsoever in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 I have the Rocket Artillery to fire a rocket to destroy you.Then I had to drive the rocket artillery back to a workshop (5 miles away from the hill) to fix it.No one's hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 my kerbals fire rockets into the crater.my lead lined hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramnrmeul Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 (edited) MY Kerbals launch a massive Aerospike bombardment on the hill, spearing everybody on it. I then proceed to plant a flag on the highest point, which just happens to be the Aerospike that skewered the hill's previous owner and place a sign at the bottom which contains a specific statement that I expect this hill's next owner to read.My lead-lined, Aerospike-covered hill with a flag on top and a sign saying"EDIT: I have managed to restore this thread to it's original quality (nearly), and I expect it to stay that way." at the bottom. Edited February 16, 2014 by ramnrmeul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NASAFanboy Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 MY Kerbals launch a massive Aerospike bombardment on the hill, spearing everybody on it. I then proceed to plant a flag on the highest point, which just happens to be the Aerospike that skewered the hill's previous owner and place a sign at the bottom which contains a specific statement that I expect this hill's next owner to read.My lead-lined, Aerospike-covered hill with a flag on top and a sign saying"EDIT: I have managed to restore this thread to it's original quality (nearly), and I expect it to stay that way." at the bottom.I hire a human-friendly civilized Titan (From Attack on Titan) to eat the hill for me.My half-digested hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramnrmeul Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 I create a hill (more like a slight rise) nearby, place a small, insignificant little party flag on top, and put a sign at the bottom of the old hill repeating what I said before.NASAFanboy's hill + a sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 That does it.*gathers ALL of the craft in orbit and lands them in a big heap on the little mound that remains of the war-torn hill**buries them with fresh dirt, planting trees and shooting anyone to trample the fresh grass until it is nice and green.There. The power of nature once again reigns surpreme, decomposing the forgotten battles and returning to the earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 (edited) That does it.*gathers ALL of the craft in orbit and lands them in a big heap on the little mound that remains of the war-torn hill**buries them with fresh dirt, planting trees and shooting anyone to trample the fresh grass until it is nice and green.There. The power of nature once again reigns surpreme, decomposing the forgotten battles and returning to the earth.Odin's getting mad...Anyway, time to... mine the hill... ooh! Gold! *digs for gold*OOC: That's 11 turns of non-mikeman-as-poster posts. Edited February 16, 2014 by Designer225 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 I emerge from a dimension where I was never killed and I then smack Designer225 with a piece of rotten cheese that is so fowl that he is rendered unconscious and that allows me to throw him off the hill and take all of his gild.My hill and gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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