King of the Hill

[Cswartz9]

Kills puppy (Yeah, I\'m that heartless).

My hill.

[Radion]

I avenge the death of the puppy by taking the hill with an army of indestructible puppies whom kill you with their cuteness.

My hill protected by wide-eyed indestructible puppies.

[Kreuzung]

My asteroid comin\' down. Hill?

[sss]

Laser shoots off asteroid and i deploy nuclear missle launchers for defence.

My hill.

[Imandreas]

I get nukes banned for being OP on Kerbin, and walk on the ruined hill and rebuild it, with grass and trees and a cottage on top.

My well-built hill.

[sss]

I build a 30000000000000000000000 billion ton rocket and use it as a missle.

My uh, crater

[vexx32]

I boil you alive and rebuild the hill. My hill.

[Cswartz9]

I take apart the hill, dig a hole where it was, push you into it, fill the hole, then rebuild the hill. My hill.

[Kreuzung]

I dig a hole below the hill, fill it with boosters and ignite them. You die on the way to the Mun. My somewhat out of place Mun hill.

[Cswartz9]

However, you see, I didn\'t die. The hill you took was simply a decoy hill, designed to make you run out of boosters and distract your attention while I moved the hill to a top-secret location.

My hidden, heavily guarded hill.

[vexx32]

I vaporise your brain. My hidden, unguarded hill.

[Anomalous_Matter]

I vaporize your brain and erect an impenetrable dome around the hill.

My indestructible hill.

[Phoxtane]

I become your closest friend and accidentally trip the on/off lever controlling the dome while on a visit. I then manage to lock you out by accident, and you can\'t tell me how to let you in through the shield. My hill - on accident.

[Cepheus]

I nuke the hill. Now nobody can have it.

Instead, I build a nice cottage in northern germany, and live a peaceful life with my wife, science.

[Imandreas]

I force Jebidiah to build a new type of computer. It, of course, divides by zero, exploding every cottage ever made and making it into a hill after burying it under 10 feet of dirt.

My shoddily constructed hill.

[sss]

I make Bill and bob ??? Make a Space shuttle.

I fly it to youre hill and capture youre base.

My hill.

[vexx32]

I cut you to shreds. My hill.

*your (both times). You really should read this, for both education and pure comedy factor:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

[Polecat Industries]

I make my OWN hill!

My new hill.

[sss]

I Destroy that hill.

My empty space

[vexx32]

I remain in charge of the still-standing hill. My hill

[Radion]

I stand on the still-standing hill in Vexx\'s control. My sheer awesomeness takes it over.

My hill.

[vexx32]

I use quantum irregularities to consume your awesomeness. My hill.

[sss]

I kill you.

My hill.

[StelarCF]

I destroy the planet the hill is on, leaving only the hill intact.

My asteroid like hill.

[Ascensiam]

I use an experimental .15 aircraft to bomb your asteroid to pieces.

My hill.