King of the Hill

[Designer225]

I sent you to the hospital by emitting gamma ray on you.

Palladium Corp's hill, though he is de facto not taking control of it.

[Tery215]

I purchase all the stock in Palladium Corp.

My assets, presumably including Hill & palladium corp himself.

[Designer225]

The stock marker crashes and the broker sells the stocks. You went broke and the bank take the hill.

Then the bank closes due to lack of money and the government takes over.

Then the government sells the hill to pay for the expenses and the hill is owned by someone else. Then he set it up for sale for $500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

[Starwhip]

The apocalypse comes, and money is worthless. I simply kick him off the hill and claim it.

[Tery215]

I caused the apocalypse. A horde of fungus zombies of my creation swarm you and eat you.

Nobody (save

) has enough gun to stop my fungus zombie horde.

My giant pile of human corpses & trampled zombies.

Edited April 28, 2014 by Tery215

[Designer225]

The day comes and the zombies are gone. (SimCity 2013 zombies crumple at day, BTW.)

I deliberately nuke your facility at another hill.

Tery's radioactive wastes and pile of ashes.

[toolofdarkness]

i reset the hill. then travel back in time to save odin from dieing,this causes the zombie apocalypse due to the butterfly effect.

still the user aboves hill

[Tery215]

i build my own hill, with absolutely no influence from Odin

my two hills, one of which is infested with zombies and an alternate me

[Designer225]

i reset the hill. then travel back in time to save odin from dieing,this causes the zombie apocalypse due to the butterfly effect.

still the user aboves hill

ERROR: Mistaken owner. Mistake is unrepairable.

I took control of the hill due to a program error and donated it to the government.

Ninja'd. I restart the Universe in the date of April 2012.

Government's Odin's hill.

Edited April 29, 2014 by Designer225

[Tery215]

Death star annihilates the hill (and the entire planet)

No one's hill.

[Designer225]

ERROR: Crash imminent! *crash*

It was rebooted later with the system restored (to 2012, duh!). No one's hill.

[toolofdarkness]

i reset the hill to the point in which the planet was shaped like odin's hand. then i set it as the default reboot state.

no ones hill

[Tery215]

i hack reprogram the Hill mainframe to spew out planets & celestial bodies everywhere, one of which has a hill (it's a star). I use my flag cannon on it.

My star-hill.

Edited May 1, 2014 by Tery215

[zaphodforpresident]

I get a vogon constructor fleet to destroy all of your planets/stars. I then build a new planet with a hill on it.

My hill

[Tery215]

I drive Mars into your planet.

My giant lump.

[Rainbowtrout]

I engineer a black hole.

My infinitely dense patch of space-time.

[Starwhip]

I engineer a white hole.

(Mwua-ha-ha! Give me your resources!)

I then use the material coming from your black-hole and build a giant hill.

[Tery215]

My hax-cannon fires planets into your face. Puny planets filled with micro-aliens. You get knocked off the hill.

My hill.

[toolofdarkness]

i reconstruct odin's hand from all the remains of the planets and place you on top of the hill in the middle of the mods hand.

Tery215's hill

[Starwhip]

GLaDOS->run neuroToxinEmitters(on)

[WARNING: NEUROTOXIN EMITTERS ONLINE]

I flood the hill with deadly neurotoxins.

Nobody's hill.

[toolofdarkness]

*pulls out giant air tight vacuum cleaner and pushes start* i have now cleared the hill of the neurotoxin.

still nobodys hill

[Designer225]

I mined the hill, then left to an unknown location.

Still no one's hill.

[goldenpeach]

I launch a satellite with scansat installed.

It show me where is the hill, I crash the satellite on it just in case someone was there and use another rocket to land on the hill.

My hill now, thanks to KSP.

[Designer225]

I laser-downed your satellites and burned your hill.

Goldenpeach's burned hill.

[Tery215]

I send an army of cavalry.

My hill.