max_creative Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Gets a 9000x9000x9000 speed cube. Inserts my head... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 (edited) You can hear Max_Creative's muffled scream inside the machine, then his corpse falls backwards, headless. Blood accumulates on the floor, flowing like a fountain out of the corpse's pulmonary vein. Inside the machine, you hear someone chewing, and an emaciated remnant of an eyeball falls out of the coin slot. Inserts headless corpse. Poor guy inside the machine seems hungry. Edited May 4, 2016 by Matuchkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Gets arrested. What'll you tell the cops? Inserts Gameboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliasDanger Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Get's fun forever! That thing is built to last, boi! Inserts a thumbs-up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Gets TWO thumbs-up! Inserts Neptune (god). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Recieves Poseidon. Inserts slow avocado. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliasDanger Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Gets fast avodcado! Duck! Inserts Mjolnir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choctofliatrio2.0 Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 (edited) 8 hours ago, EliasDanger said: Get's fun forever! That thing is built to last, boi! For the most part... I may have shattered one of mine into many pieces by leaving it in a backpack It still works, there's just nothing holding the screen in place except a little ribbon of wire. Gets Avengers. Inserts broken gameboy... Edited May 4, 2016 by Choctofliatrio2.0 Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 (edited) Gets broken gameboy at 1000°K Inserts a speaker. Edited May 5, 2016 by cubinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobelong Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Get Jeb holding a megaphone. ( he was inside the speaker) inserts Jeb... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliasDanger Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Gets Jeb trapped in a vending machine. Inserts the Jaws of Life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Gets the Dentures of Life. Inserts coffee beans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal kerman Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Gets ground coffee inserts bill and bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Gets Mystery GooTM. Inserts soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Gets fly and waiter. Inserts [REDACTED]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Gets banned. Inserts Voyager 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliasDanger Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Get's V'ger 2! http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/V'Ger Inserts a virus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMSP Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Gets Ebola. Inserts the book Lord of the Flies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streetwind Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 (edited) Gets traumatic childhood. Inserts an unnecessary amount of achingly cute and ridiculously captioned cat pictures, taken with the free kitten received earlier. You get a cat picture, you get a cat picture, EVERYONE gets a cat picture! Or five! Edited May 8, 2016 by Streetwind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Gets a picture of grumpy cat. Inserts [spooky voice] the donkey of doom! [/spooky voice] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Gets... fresvacado?... Inserts a one dollar bill... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 ...Gets one cent. Inserts Eve... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMSP Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Vending machine turns into a black hole. So you get a black hole. I insert potato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliasDanger Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Gets fries. Inserts sausage....carefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Gets grill. Inserts locust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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