0111narwhalz Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Gets a pile of crushed chitin. Inserts bundle of clipped fuel tanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartS=true Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Gets Kracken. Inserts small children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Gets arrested. (Actually, that applies perfectly to most situations here, doesn't it?) Inserts cooked locust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 (edited) Releases the 8th Plague of Eygpt. Inserts BGM-109 'Tomahawk' Nuclear missile warhead. (no reason >:) Edited May 10, 2016 by TheSealBrigade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderKid2 Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Gets muted "phut" noise. inserts grey goo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Gets grey goo that eats the entire universe Inserts a Resonance Cascade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Gets resonating wave machine (the kind in water parks). Inserts A Square. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 You get a mind-bending dimensional paradox. Inserts KSP forums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Hears Max_Creative and Galacticvoyager arguing about Dres inside the vending machine. Inserts several live locusts. (I got curious, ok?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Gets a giant swarm of bugs in your face. Inserts the krakenists/Dres followers thing... (And plz don't say "gets @Galacticvoyager.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Gets "Dres" and the Kracken in an epic battle of fates Inserts tiger shark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValCab33 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Gets a cute little catfish. Inserts a pony... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Gets the roughly severed horn of a unicorn. Inserts toaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Gets a rip in the Time-Space continuum. Inserts Grandfather Paradox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Gets two identical grandfathers. Inserts bucket of snails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Gets disgruntled Frenchman. Inserts Analytical Engine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Gets Aryan Empire. Inserts #2 pencil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Gets a typewriter. Inserts a Rubix Cube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Gets Rubik's cube with a sticky note complaining about your spelling. It's not written on the sticky note, the note itself is grumbling to itself. Inserts disgruntled sticky note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Gets an odd, sticky substance... Inserts an Orca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Gets a crowd of angry animal rights protesters yelling at you about Sealand or something. [Puts on best GLaDOS impression] Inserts the operational end of the device. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speeding Mullet Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Get's malicious intentions barely disguised as positive guidance. Inserts clown shoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Gets muffled squeaky noises. Inserts a blue whale. (I"m curious, ok?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Gets a blue whale in the face. Inserts an IPBM (Interplanetary Planetary Ballistic Missile) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Gets a distant, muffled, -boom- sound. Inserts Mososaurus My curiosity of seeing what happens when I shove sea animals in a vending machine has no bounds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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