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Yukon0009

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wossname

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These "Humons" or whatever they are called are stupid looking. They have tiny heads and walk in a ridiculously unrealistic fashion with their long, gangly limbs and don't get me started on the silly pre-occupation with junk food. No bipedal life-form could walk so smoothly with such tiny brains, either.

And another thing! There is NO chance they they could survive the brutal accelerations required to depart from that half-baked planet of theirs. Which is clearly a rip-off of our beloved Kerbin by the way, and not even a subtle one.

It is a very foolish game and I for one refuse to play it!

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Bev7787

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Hey guys, should we start a HSP forum? Also, I found a couple of cool mods called "European Space Agency" and SpaceX". I'm going to head onto Kurse to check the descriptions and download them.

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Whirligig Girl

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Hey guys, should we start a HSP forum? Also, I found a couple of cool mods called "European Space Agency" and SpaceX". I'm going to head onto Kurse to check the descriptions and download them.

Maybe a mock-RSS-subreddit?

The SpaceX mod is clearly a rip-off of Elon Kerman's SpaceY company. European Space Agency just sounds weird. Is it some kind of game overhaul on another planet? Maybe the moon of Jupiter?

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DMSP

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I don't understand why this game is so unrealistic!

They have two Jools and so many moons!

And all those mini planets! Ugh!

I hate how their asteroids have gravity!

And that "Interstellar" cinematic! What trash!

It makes me happy however that we went back to Laythe with that base.

PLATOON needs to remove Launch Escape Systems BTW!

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Patupi

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Me I'm fascinated with these Human guys. I mean they're so pink and cute looking. Though I read somewhere that originally they were supposed to be carnivorous hermaphrodites, there is talk of making them omnivorous and actually having different genders rather than the one they show in game at the moment!

I wonder what the new male humans will look like?

EDIT: I mean seriously, I'm pretty sure they made the early ones look like that just to get young Kerbals to play the darned game! Their 'assets' are just ridiculous!

Have you ever seen a Kerbal with eyelashes that long?!?!

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MedwedianPresident

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Very nice game, but I have following problems:

1. When I play as "Soviet Union" in Space Race mode, a bug causes my big rocket called "N1" to blow up when reaching 40 kilometers.

2. How to create your own nations? Is there a hidden editor for this?

3. Why no weapons?

4. How do I manage to fly to that other star called something like "Aleph Centuri" or "Alpha Centauri"?

5. Why do I constantly get budget cuts when playing as USA? By the year 2025, I do not get any state funding anymore!

6. Why are those mountains in southern Asia so high? I think those who are called "Himalaya" or "Himulya" or something like that. The highest mountain is over 8000 meters high!?!

7. Why does it say "Game Over" when I crash a rocket on a city? Am I not supposed to crash rockets into cities?

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Patupi

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Very nice game, but I have following problems:

1. When I play as "Soviet Union" in Space Race mode, a bug causes my big rocket called "N1" to blow up when reaching 40 kilometers.

2. How to create your own nations? Is there a hidden editor for this?

3. Why no weapons?

4. How do I manage to fly to that other star called something like "Aleph Centuri" or "Alpha Centauri"?

5. Why do I constantly get budget cuts when playing as USA? By the year 2025, I do not get any state funding anymore!

6. Why are those mountains in southern Asia so high? I think those who are called "Himalaya" or "Himulya" or something like that. The highest mountain is over 8000 meters high!?!

7. Why does it say "Game Over" when I crash a rocket on a city? Am I not supposed to crash rockets into cities?

Can't help with most of those, but retry as the Soviet Union for 7. Instead of 'Game Over' you get a flash of a magazine called Pravda that states they've conducted 'Glorious Socialist Urban Restructuring'. You can keep playing as long as your 'health bar' labelled Propaganda is high enough.

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Can't help with most of those, but retry as the Soviet Union for 7. Instead of 'Game Over' you get a flash of a magazine called Pravda that states they've conducted 'Glorious Socialist Urban Restructuring'. You can keep playing as long as your 'health bar' labelled Propaganda is high enough.

Yeah that's true.

I got a N1 to crash into Moscow.

Then the bug called "You have been executed" popped up.

Fix this PLATOON!

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Whirligig Girl

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I don't understand why this game is so unrealistic!

They have two Jools and so many moons!

And all those mini planets! Ugh!

I hate how their asteroids have gravity!

And that "Interstellar" cinematic! What trash!

It makes me happy however that we went back to Laythe with that base.

PLATOON needs to remove Launch Escape Systems BTW!

Why? The United Kerbin Space Probe Agency uses Launch Escape Systems!

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Whirligig Girl

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ths gme is brokn whevr I try too lnd a rcket clled falcon 9 it always flls ovr plz fx platon

It's not a bug. You're just not good at flying rockets. Try using a wider base or a shorter rocket, that might work. Also, please please PLEASE use proper grammar on the HSP forums!

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ChillinMcMillan

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My ship was about to explode due to the stupid random spacecraft errors, so I put my astronaut on EVA. I was trying to land him on his head, but no matter what I do, he keeps dieing. Eventually I discovered that their legs can have a tiny chance of softening the fall. Even if they survive, their bones are "broken"? He just lies there, incredibly deformed, and even then he can die a few in game minutes later due to loss of "blood" or "shock"

FIX THIS PLATOON! YOU ARE MAKING THINGS MAKE NO SENSE!

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TheZenGuy

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During the NASA campaign I found a way to get humans to Mars! It's a simple glitch where the president cancels the Shuttle Project and focuses efforts on landing on Mars. My rover Curiosity still got there first :)

There's just one problem, the new Ares landers I got ended up getting converted to Project Constellation. I don't know why, but I got a flag on the red planet anyways.

PLATOON, please fix the conversion bug.

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TronX33

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"Umm, guys? I think the kerbals have gained self-awareness, and think that we exist in a game."

"Ok, just remove it in the next update"

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One day, when Wernher von Kerman was playing HSP, his PC suddenly disappeared.

"what the-"

Then, Wernher and his fellow Kerbals instantly lost all memories of HSP, and went back to being subconsciously controlled by 'humans"

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TaintedLion

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A few problems:

- When I try to use the stock "N1" rocket, it just explodes.

- Probes overheat on Venus within an hour.

- After I win the race to the Moon as America, I loose a lot of funding.

- Jupiter has too many moons to explore, as does Saturn.

Overall, great visuals, great sound, great gameplay, but its not Call of Snacks, so 7/10 - IGN.

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