To speak in a fashion similar to an upper-class person of british origin

[Caesar15]

Good sir, I do believe you mean Thomas Edison, and not Tomas Jefferson. Jefferson is, in actuality, the 3rd President of the United States. He died over 80 years before the alleged invention of the lightbulb. Forgive me, my good man, but one cannot actually invent electricity, not without being God at the very least. Now, lets go out for tea and crumpets shall we? Oh, and please do recall that we need scones for our outing in the woods.

Indeed, you say the truth ole pal, i ll bring the scones, and some lumps for the tea, how many do you want?

[Radion]

Indeed, you say the truth ole pal, i ll bring the scones, and some lumps for the tea, how many do you want?

I\'ll take four, sir. Can I have a lump for the scones too? There is nothing like extra sugar to lighten up the mood, even if it does fall off.

[Caesar15]

I\'ll take four, sir. Can I have a lump for the scones too? There is nothing like extra sugar to lighten up the mood, even if it does fall off.

Rather unfortunate for they lack sugar in the recipe, 5 lumps that is?

[Radion]

Rather unfortunate for they lack sugar in the recipe, 5 lumps that is?

Simply bring the entire cask, my good man. It\'d make for a rather jolly day hiking in the woods on horseback, if that even counts as hiking. Riding, then?

[vexx32]

Wherefore must thou bring such heinous substances into this forum?

Thou should\'st be most ashamed of thy conduct, good Sir!

[Alfastar]

Our decent English language is so magnificent, that I give u all a virtual cup of tea. how magnificent is that?

[Caesar15]

Very magnificent i say, *sips tea, delicious!

[Millst0ne MK II]

Yes \'der, Me ole\' Buday! We\'s \'avin\' a mug a tea now \'de once.

I\'se be talkin\' like dem Newfies does me son, and you ain\'t got de gumption to tell me \'odder than dat.

[RedDwarfIV]

I\'m now trying to imagine you all playing this game in South London.

For more than five minutes.

[mincespy]

I\'m now trying to imagine you all playing this game in South London.

For more than five minutes.

May I enquire why, my good fellow?

[vexx32]

Because, knave, thou wouldst certainly be shot down the instant an English gentleman happened to pass by, perceiving as he would your mockery of their most cultured dialogue.

[RedDwarfIV]

Because, knave, thou wouldst certainly be shot down the instant an English gentleman happened to pass by, perceiving as he would your mockery of their most cultured dialogue.

That\'s what I\'m saying, innit bruv?

And other such chav words.

[vexx32]

Curb thy tongue, emaciated rogue!

[sss]

I must say, i never spoke any jolly british!

[Alfastar]

Mister sss, what a pleasure to meet u here. I give u a virtual cup of tea.

[flying_chair]

I SAY WOT OLD CHAPS AND CHAPPETES.

I NEED SUM MORE TEE \'N\' BICCIES.

SO IZ GONNA GO TA YER HUUSEZ AND STEEL YER TEE \'N\' BICCIES.

ANY PROBLEMZ, YAH SPEEK TO DA COMPLAINTS DEPARTEMENT, THATZ MAH GUN, BAY TAH WEY.

[mincespy]

Mister sss, what a pleasure to meet u here. I give u a virtual cup of tea.

Sir, I must complain about your usage of the letter \'u\' to substitute the work \'you\', as it is highly ungrammatical and causes loss of respect to yourself, in addition to me being a \'grammar nazi\'.

[Radion]

Sir Mincespy, I do propose that you accompany some of the others to a ball tomorrow. It\'ll be gala, and is being held in honour of my ascension to the Lordship of York.

[RedDwarfIV]

Sir Mincespy, I do propose that you accompany some of the others to a ball tomorrow. It\'ll be gala, and is being held in honour of my ascension to the Lordship of York.

I do hope you won\'t be leading the soldiery up and down hills. The Duke was horrid enough. It is quite a magnificent wonder his decision skills ever allowed his appointment as leader of an army.

[Radion]

I do hope you won\'t be leading the soldiery up and down hills. The Duke was horrid enough. It is quite a magnificent wonder his decision skills ever allowed his appointment as leader of an army.

No no, of course not. All good English gentlemen know that the proper way to lead soldiery is through the passes between the hills, lest the men grow weary prior to arriving. I am quite fond of my new Lordship, it comes with a pretty castle, which I fancy.

[Anomalous_Matter]

I say, this way of speaking is simply glorious! Wouldst anyone care for a spot of tea, or perhaps a crumpet?

[sss]

My god, this tea is jolly good!

[Radion]

Good sir, I will be taking a stroll on horseback to the local blacksmithe, and hopefully he will have my arms ready to conquer the world, for the Queen, of course.

[sss]

My, My, i cannot let you do this! you are up to no jolly good!

[flying_chair]

I say wot, why dont I \'ave DOZE TEE \'N\' BICCIES, EH BILL?

DAJ COMPLEENTZ DEPARTMENT IS GONNA SHUUT!

DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

WAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!I say wot, old chap I invite you to a ball to celebrate my ascension into deamonhood my dog\'s 7\'th birthday.