Rules of KSP

[mincespy]

I take it most of us have heard of the rules of the internet.

Thus, I think we should create the rules of KSP.

I\'ll start by posting the first rule:

Rule 1. Explosions are not overrated

Rule 2. Struts are made of duct tape.

[Caesar15]

Rules 3. More boosters

[Alchemist]

Rule 4. When you can do this with 3 engines, you\'ll be building N1.

Rule 5. N1 grade monstrosities will always fly like the real N1.

[vexx32]

Rule 6: Any structural failure can be corrected by adding either more struts or swathes of duct tape.

[Charzy]

7: Any failure whatsoever can and must be resolved with a cry of 'MOAR BOOSTERS!' and the addition of MOAR BOOSTERS!

[Guest]

8: Space station too heavy to orbit; MOAR BOOST!

[Kreuzung]

9: If Jebediah likes it, the Internet will like it too.

[Nooblet68]

10: If you scare Jeb, you shall get given a cookie.

[RedDwarfIV]

11: Thou shalt not surpass Tim_Barrett in spaceplane construction.

[boyercam]

Rule 12: Landing on the Sun is a dangerous manoeuvring and should never be attempted. Unless Jebediah is at the controls, in which case a fire extinguisher might be handy

[cardgame]

Rule 13: Jebediah Kerman is cruise control for cool.

[iamwearingpants]

Rule 14: Parachutes are a 99% reliable HARBINGER OF DEATH over 750m/s

[RedDwarfIV]

Rule 15: Muon Detectors should not be confused with cheat parts.

[Guest]

Rule 16: Nobody is better than the original 3, Bill, Bob And Jeb.

[Kreuzung]

17:Parachutes are for pussies

[RedDwarfIV]

17:Parachutes are for pussies

(Rule 0: Swearing/sexually evocative language is for the inarticulate)

Rule 18: Do not investigate Munoliths. They have eyes.

[vexx32]

Rule 19: Planes CAN be made Kerbal-style, with minimal safety measures... they just end up flapping like a bird:

http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/forum/index.php?topic=11758

[Kreuzung]

Rule 20: NaN is not a number

Rule NaN: If it exists, there are explosions of it!

[vexx32]

Rule 21: The update will be out, whenever it is out.

[TheGripenSaidWhat?]

Rule 22:Tipsy Tuesday is not supposed to describe how your rocket flew, nor is it a valid excuse.

[vexx32]

Rule 23: One cannot blame any of the three pilots for crashing the rocket, as they are locked out of the controls at all times.

[TheGripenSaidWhat?]

Rule 24: Lithobraking is now and forever will be the only acceptable form of slowing down.

[Kreuzung]

Rule 25: PluginDevsLoveCamelCase

[Imandreas]

Rule 26: Jebidiah Kerman is the only one capable of flying your 1000-engine monsters without breaking the game.

[Guest]

Rule 27: Thall shall not purposefully kill crew