The object to your _____ is ____!

[Tex]

Woah, my dad's lunchbox.

The object underneath the object to your right suddenly catches on fire!

[Xannari Ferrows]

A fire brick... nice try.

The object beside the next battery you see will be the weapon that kills you.

[Tex]

A... rubber band. That's kinda unpleasant.

The first thing you see in the fridge becomes your new best friend.

[jake9039]

sooo, an otter pop. lets play some... oh. you melted. WWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY!!!

the next school debate paper you write is seen by the president and is resolved, causing you to need to write a new one. by the way, what was it about?

[Ethanadams]

Well nasa got a lot more funding

the object,under neath your computer is now alive kill it ÃŽâ€

[TheMoonRover]

Die, evil desk!

The object you last touched (besides your computer and anything required to use it) you should swallow whole.

[Xannari Ferrows]

The toilet... Great.

The object nearest object to you within the next 3 seconds will turn into a rubik's cube.

[KerbinW365]

My trashcan needs to be solved

The next electronic device (anything that runs on electricity) will now try to take over the world.

[Ethanadams]

Nice try Siri ÃŽâ€

your last meal will try to pepos to you ? ΆÎâ€

[KerbinW365]

Well, there goes my lunch

You next kitchen appliance you will use will demolish your house.

[Ethanadams]

I never trusted sports anyway

the next human you talk to will attempt to kiss you(back away slowly ÃŽâ€)

[Vivian_Science]

I'd be fine with that (you never specified vocally talking).

The next object you touch (other than your keyboard to write a response) becomes your last resource on a deserted island.

[Deutherius]

Well damn. I'll have to do with a computer mouse.

The object you last looked at (not counting anything computer/phone related) will be sent into space on the next launch.

[KerbinW365]

A TV? Really?

The next kitchen appliance is now trying to brutally murder you.

[Ethanadams]

Imm 404 error no kitchen object found ohhh waitkahh the knife is trying to stab me ahhhhhhhhh ÃŽâ€

next time you play KSP the first kerbal you kill will haunt your game

[Tex]

I am already haunted by the soul of Jebediah Kerman...

The next pet you touch gains the ability to speak.

[gmpd2000]

-Who's a good boy?

-I'm not stupid, human. Now give me food.

The object to the left of the door in the room you're in will have to be eaten, whole.

[Ethanadams]

A 6 meter by 1 meter dresser yummmm

the object object in your poket will be the next big Pokemon

[CelticCossack51]

Listerine Pack, use 'Minty Breath!'

The company of the food you last ate will go out of business.

[jake9039]

well, no more overpriced costco foods. the object to your back is now going to turn into a white whole(spits out what a black hole eats)

[RainDreamer]

Wait, this game has sort of turned from "the object to your [direction]" to "the next object you [action]" for a few post.

That seems like 2 different games.

And my pillow becomes a white hole? What a fluffy white hole.

The object directly under your butt (if you are standing, whatever your butt is pointing at) is sentient.

[Ethanadams]

My chair (kill it wih Fire)

the object in your right hand will now have to be used with left ÃŽâ€

[Tex]

Awwww, not my computer mouse!

The object to your left becomes massless.

[RainDreamer]

My teddybear~ He is already light enough...

The object to your 11 o' clock direction is going to be your friend on a desert island.

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[Deutherius]

That'd be my second monitor. I'm going to slap my bloodied hand on it and call it Willson. It's pretty heavy though, I feel like that might drag our friendship down.

The object you see in the corner of your eye is now animate and very hungry. Beware.