Do Not Taunt the Magic Boulder!

[Jeb!]

Do not discuss the Magic Boulder in KSP Forums, or the warranty will be void.

[max_creative]

Do not tell the magic boulder to download 1.1

[Guest]

Do not tell Magic Boulder to download .18

[EliasDanger]

Please dont tell the magic boulder what to do. The magic boulder values its free spirit.

Dont call the magic boulder emo. Its just in touch with its feelings and it only has a diary because its therapist makes it keep one.

[max_creative]

Do not hit the magic boulder with the 1.1 hype train.

[unevoie]

Please don't trend upon the Magic Boulder.  It is trying to regrow its mossy cover. 

(Ack, I meant "tread" - this is what happens with too much Twitter in my life...)

Edited April 25, 2016 by unevoie

[max_creative]

Do not tell the magic boulder it is outdated.

[TopHeavy11]

Do not redluoB cigaM eht the Magic Boulder.

[Mr. Me]

Do not remove Magic Boulder into orbit around another Moon/planet.

[spacebrick3]

Do not YouTube the Magic Boulder. This will void the warranty.

[Astrofox]

Do not try to place flags on the Magic Boulder - it hates labels and it WILL do ANYTHING to remove the flag.

[TheSealBrigade]

Do not shove the Magic Boulder in a vending machine. It's only interesting when it involves seal animals.

[TopHeavy11]

Do not let any seals within 999,999 Km of the Magic Boulder.

[cubinator]

Wash light colors separately. Do not expose Magic Boulder to water; it must be cleaned in liquid nitrogen. If liquid nitrogen begins to freeze, remove Magic Boulder and place it on a dry paper towel immediately. Never point a laser directly at the Magic Boulder. Magic Boulder is a figment of your imagination. Do not feed figs to the Magic Boulder; it is not cannibalistic, doublethink. Magic Boulder is afraid of truncated cones and cylinders. If Magic Boulder begins to play 8-bit music, contact your local Poison Control Center immediately. Magic Boulder has been known to wake the Straw Man. It is illegal to carry Magic Boulder in a carry-on bag in some airlines. Rapid pressure changes may cause Magic Boulder to emit neutronium.

Edited May 31, 2016 by cubinator

[Matuchkin]

1. You must agree with the terms and conditions before letting magic boulder into your physics loading range.

2. Do not talk about magic boulder.

3. You must install the latest version of adobe flash player to land on magic boulder.

4. Muffins.

[KerbalOmmex]

Don't touch the magic Boulder. 

They're made of instantdestructiumn, a particle that destroys ordinary matter. Please use Gloves with Insulation made out of Antimatter. Also, they have Antimatter force fields, that extend out and up to 2,500 m from it.

Also, never place the magic Boulder in a pressurized environmen.t

 

[TopHeavy11]

Do give the Magic Boulder muffins of any kind. It will proceed to emit possibly toxic gases from its pores.

[TrainEngie]

Do not magnify the Magic Boulder.

[PB666]

Do not orbit the magic boulder or seek to determine its gravitational constant.

[cubinator]

Do not tell the Magic Boulder it has a gravitational influence. Never speak about the Magic Boulder's mass (doublethink). Exposing the Magic Boulder to the Bagic Moulder will destroy the multiverse.

[Delfinus]

Do not expose the magic boulder to more than 1.25 G's, failure to do so may result in this occurring:

[almagnus1]

Do not feed the magic boulder after midnight.

[TrainEngie]

Do not relocate the Magic Boulder.

[Secret Agent Kirrim]

Do not FIND the Magic Boulder, as I did or you're [REDACTED]

 

 

If you didn't know, Magic Boulder was re-added as a random asteroid you can find in 1.1.3.

Edited June 28, 2016 by Kirrim

[TrainEngie]

Do not do spectroscopy on the Magic Boulder.