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EKS21

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Scott Manley did that too, then did it a second time, just to crosscheck his work.

And this was before Pi was even a concept, before people even realised circles were a thing.

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EKS21

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Even the Mighty Jeb and Valentina Kerman tremble when Scott walks nearby.

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Scott Manley can spin vinyls on his turn tables so fast that they lift him up and away, opening a hole in spacetime.

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Mr_Brain

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There was something like this on Twitter once, but I can't seem to find all #ScottManleyFacts that I remember were tweeted.

Some I remember or found (those that I found now have the usernames of those that tweeted them):

Scott Manley can fully utilize the Oberth effect at apoapsis.

Scott Manley doesn't achieve orbital velocity. Orbital velocity achieves Scott Manley.

Scott Manley can soft land on Jool. (@ManleyFacts)

Scott Manley does not alter his trajectory, he repositions the universe. (@drxzcl)

Scott Manley raises his perikee above his apokee and gains velocity on the way up. (@drxzcl)

@matiasricarte: "[scott Manley] is the Chuck Norris of KSP" – @ActsOfAndrewB: "Come on, when did you ever see Chuck Norris pull a space shuttle out of a flat spin?"

When Scott Manley DJs, he spins the cosmos, not tunes. (@felisconcolori)

Scott Manley doesn't exploit the oberth effect, the oberth effect exploits Scott Manley. (@NorwegianRJ)

Scott Manley is able to use time acceleration in real life. (@ActsofAndrewB)

Scott Manley can fly an engineless spaceplane to orbit by pumping fuel around. (@tnn2)

And, about Danny2462 rather than Scott Manley:

Danny2462 collided with Mun once. Mun crashed. (@TPJerematic)

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problemecium

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It has been mentioned earlier that Scott Manley has landed on Chuck Norris.

It has also been mentioned that Chuck Norris has been to Mars, which is why there is no life there.

What hasn't been mentioned is how Chuck Norris got to Mars: Scott Manley brought him there.

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Chuck Norris once punched Scott Manley so hard one of his teeth flew into orbit, where it executed a flawless Hohmann transfer to Titan - upon arrival, it reacted with the organic compounds in its atmosphere and then returned to Earth, where it implanted itself in the ground and grew into Danny2462. Both Manley and Norris will deny this when questioned.

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Coga19000

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Scott Manley is the rocketry tech support. His biggest client is NASA.

The secret phone call that nobody back at NASA will admit to have on the records...

"Hullo everyone, this is Scott Manley speaking. How can I help you? "

"Hi. This is Gene Krantz speaking, from Houston . We seem to have a problem with a mission to the Moon."

"What is the problem?"

"An oxygen tank at the Service Module is busted. Our boss have found shelter on the Lunar Module, but they need to dispose of carbon dioxide, and the scrubbers from the Sm don't fit. "

" Oh, that's a good one. Thing is, you'll have to jury rig it. First, you take the scrubbers..."

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RAINCRAFTER

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The HULLO in Scott's latest video caused a man to go deaf.

Scott gave him back his hearing with Scott's god-like powers only minutes after he posted the video on youtube.

Manley is a more god-like word than... god.

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