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What about Venus or Mars? Maybe even Pluto as it would be funny considering the size of the rocket in real life. Maybe after a moon of Saturn or another planet? Phobos? Rhea?

Saturn's moons do have beautiful names! Dione, Helene, Rhea, and my favorite Anthe.

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I allways thought "spitfire" was an oddly fitting name for rockets, but probably too english and too many other connotations for nasa usage... Allthough... come to think of it... Isn't Jeremy Clarkson out of the job? New nasa administrator possibly?

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You do realize that that he would be the worst NASA administrator ever... although he would be better at capturing the public interest. (To be frank, though, a soggy mound of compost would be better at capturing the public's imagination... it's not that hard, people! XD) I'm not sure I want a space program that's ambitious but rubbish... "We went to Mars... sure, we haven't got back yet, and the astronauts couldn't help stopping at every asteroid to argue about who snores more..."

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Um... I'd say Odin, but Calla Dooty: Super Creeps and Scary Monsters kind of ruined that one in the public imagination. (Or was that LOKI? Anyways, Marvel owns the trademark on both XD). More seriously... Goliath or Hercules. Atlas would be an excellent name as well, but I'm pretty sure that's taken.

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You do realize that that he would be the worst NASA administrator ever... although he would be better at capturing the public interest. (To be frank, though, a soggy mound of compost would be better at capturing the public's imagination... it's not that hard, people! XD) I'm not sure I want a space program that's ambitious but rubbish... "We went to Mars... sure, we haven't got back yet, and the astronauts couldn't help stopping at every asteroid to argue about who snores more..."

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Um... I'd say Odin, but Calla Dooty: Super Creeps and Scary Monsters kind of ruined that one in the public imagination. (Or was that LOKI? Anyways, Marvel owns the trademark on both XD). More seriously... Goliath or Hercules. Atlas would be an excellent name as well, but I'm pretty sure that's taken.

I might have gone for pure entertainment value over... uhm... skills, workethics, intelligence or ... any positive attribute... :D

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Well, Von Braun's team that worked on the Saturn family named it Saturn simply because Saturn is the next planet after Jupiter, which was the name of an ICBM that they had designed earlier. If this were to be continued, the rocket should be named Uranus or Neptune. I think Neptune sounds cooler, and avoids a lot of juvenile puns and jokes that could result from "Uranus"

So my suggestion would be Neptune.

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