Sampa Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 All delegates, remain calm and move to your designated evacuation shelters, prepare for attack. This is not a drill!- - - Updated - - -this isn't over... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 14, 2015 Author Share Posted July 14, 2015 Wanna lawyer? I got a cloning machine and a really good lawyer. I could make hundreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windspren Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I post Sampa's personal logs and the pictures of his quarters on FaceTablet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 14, 2015 Author Share Posted July 14, 2015 The mines wipe out 90% of the fleet. We crush them with our superior numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 In Cerberus Court Martials, the lawyers are the defendant. However, what we can bring are comrades in arms to vouch for your innocence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windspren Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Ya know, the destruction of Citadel 1 was kinda my fault.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 *glass shatters*We got intruders in the Diplomat Compound! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windspren Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 The newsvids show Sampa's personal logs everywhere- - - Updated - - -I deploy 15 automated guards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 14, 2015 Author Share Posted July 14, 2015 BOT 2.0 has been built. I send him to defend the compound. he's armed with mines, grenades, medpacs, particle cannons, flamethrowers, mini missiles, rocket fist, rocket feet, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I take my modified pistol from its slot in my desk and roll off to face the intruders... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windspren Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I activate my portable Kraken Drive, instantaneously transporting us to Laythe, along with the remains of the council room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 You guys come to my assistance only to find that I had taken out 50 intruders without breaking a sweat and while being in a wheel chair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 14, 2015 Author Share Posted July 14, 2015 no! take us back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 "They never suspect the man in a wheelchair..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windspren Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Why? It's safe here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 14, 2015 Author Share Posted July 14, 2015 But the officials like it where it was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Comnputer, system diagnosis, shroud check... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 14, 2015 Author Share Posted July 14, 2015 I fire my new obliteration cannon, which takes a full day to charge. I defeat all enemy ships in a ball of death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windspren Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 No, I just transported us ​to Laythe so we could escape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 14, 2015 Author Share Posted July 14, 2015 But the people aboard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Diagnostic completed: indications show that the shroud in off.When was it shut off?30 minutes agoReason?UnknownRaise the shroud.I'm sorry, the shroud safeties are disconnected.Reason?UnknownHow long to get it back online?one hourDo it.- - - Updated - - -Ok, I suggest we stay here for the next hour so we can get our shroud back online- - - Updated - - -I'm going down to shroud control to investigate what happened, can you guys hold up the fort without me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windspren Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 And have a beach party! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 14, 2015 Author Share Posted July 14, 2015 I kill everyone and the threat is dealth with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windspren Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I drown myself in the ocean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Ok, I'm in the shroud control room...my g... guys, I think the shroud was forcibly shut down...all the men in the control room are dead...single gun wound to the head.- - - Updated - - -I drown myself in the oceanNO, bad Laythe! no drowning yourself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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