Random poll, do you sit or stand when you wipe?

[Felsmak]

I kneel.

[Endersmens]

I kneel.

This coming from the "SOI Violator" XD

[HoloYolo]

A mix of both. I'm that sit down-stand up guy.

Also, SOI Violater. Don't want to be next to that guy.

[SlabGizor117]

Why the hell would you want to stand while you do this?! By standing up you close your buttcheeks and that can make things messy. Ew. Stay sitting like a normal person.

Exactly!

*glares* By any would we be having FUN in this thread? If so, I'll have to close it.

Fun is not permitted here. Do I make myself clear?

Sorry

Sitting, standing, I tilt to the left-side, making contact with only my left leg/rear, so technically, I sit/stand 50/50.

There's no option for that...

There was an "other" option...

You sitters are taking it on faith that the job has been completed satisfactorily. I am a man of science, so I demand empirical evidence that what is being wiped is fully clean, thus I stand.

Why do you have to stand to know that it has been completed "satisfactorily"?

I stand on my hands while holding onto the toilet, then I do a backflip when I'm done.

My role model.

I gompf stick

You ok there, buddy?

God I love this forum.

And as for me, I stand, like any self respecting human being does. I need to be certain. I need proof, dang it!

Again why do you have to stand to have proof? and proof of what, anyways?

I kneel.

I dub thee, Kneel-Wiper

Sitting is in the lead! WOOO! Go Team Sitters!

[Beowolf]

Neither. I am the very happy owner of a Toto Washlet.

[Spartwo]

I get Jeeves.