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A collection of Parachutes for a bankrupt KSP.

Has your KSP gone bankrupt? Are you low on funds? Are you checking phone booths for spare change?

Well now your troubles are over, because 4, million- Kerbollar, companies are now willing to give you money every time you use their product in a launch.

Space Tech Inc is offering the following:

title = Space Tech Mk.1 Parachute

manufacturer = Space Tech Inc.

description = Space Tech Inc., being utterly committed to the wellbeing of the kerbonauts, and our pocketbooks, has created this parachute for the well being of said units, with full intention of reaping a plentiful kerbollar harvest.

Blue Kerbster Franchises has this to offer:

title = Blue Kerbster Parachute

manufacturer: Blue Kerbster Franchises

description = This remarkable parachute with Blue Kerbster livery is the absolute latest in advertisement, err, space flight is designed not only to give the KSP extra money everytime its used via advertisement, err, landing, but also to save the lives of your crew. Congratulations on buying your Blue Kerbster parachute, and remember, eat Blue Kerbster!

Megalomania Mickey Inc. and Mickey's Croissants have this to offer:

title = Mickey's Croissant's Parachute

manufacturer = Megalomania Mickey Inc.

description = Being completely devoted to money, and all that comes with it, we at Megalomania Mickey Inc. simply want to say, BUY MICKEY PRODUCTS!

And finally, LemoLime Inc. has the following parachute advertisement to offer:

title = LemoLime Parachute

manufacturer = LemoLime Inc.

description = We at LemoLime Inc. have nothing to say about this parachute, except buy LemoLime Soda!

Remember to buy LemoLime soda, and don't forget to buy LemoLime soda. Seriously now, buy LemoLime soda.

You can download them all at the following link:

http://www./?9xzyk2xn0gwl77h

or get it directly below.

P.S. = The following pictures are in order of presentation above. Space Tech, Blue Kerbster, Mickey's Croissants, and LemoLime.

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Logos are already planned, decals have a section all their own. Perhaps we'll see commercial ad space on our ships actually getting us money! Either way, I find these chutes humorous and delightful, though I personally won't use them (maybe).

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