Chuck Norris style Jebediah jokes

[mikeman7918]

In this thread you post jokes similar to Chuck Norris jokes but instead about Jebediah. Here are a few examples:

Jebediah once did a perfect 3 point landing in a plane with 2 wheels.

Jebediah has circumnavigated Kerbin in a trash can.

Jebediah can land a space plane with no wings.

Jebediah doesn't fear the Kraken, the Kraken fears Jebediah.

Anyway, have fun!

[mythbusters844]

Jebediah can have fun while playing career mode in the stock game

[UnionPacific1983WP]

Jebediah can have fun while playing career mode in the stock game

*SHOTS FIRED*

Jeb can smash into Eeloo at 300 km/s and use his ship's explosion to safely return to Kerbin.

[Bev7787]

You can't find Jeb, he will find you instead

[mikeman7918]

Jebediah once flew in a rocket so big that instead of lifting off of Kerbin it stayed still while Kerbin moved down.

[Thomassino]

Jebediah once finished Tour de Krance... on a stationary bicycle...

[mikeman7918]

Jebediah can get into low Kerbin orbit with a paper clip and a match.

[Spacetraindriver]

Chuck noris can survive a car hit. Jebediah can survive jumping out of a plane from 5000000 ft ( I tested) WITHOUT a parachute and can survive getting hit by a Saturn V right after that.

[K3achas]

Jeb can drop into water and then get hit by a plane at mach 3.

[EdusacconBR]

Jebediah can skydive into water on a science lab and the water would die

Edited September 7, 2015 by EdusacconBR

[mikeman7918]

Jen can land a capsule with no parachutes.

[Yukon0009]

Jeb dosen't fly, Kerbin drops out beneath him

[mikeman7918]

Jedediah can go to Moho and have enough fuel left for the return trip.

[legoclone09]

Jeb can survive an interplanetary re-entry without getting scraped.

[Red Iron Crown]

Jeb tyrannizes the rocket equation.

[Norpo]

Jeb can get into orbit with just his jetpack..

...from Jool's surface.

[adsii1970]

Jeb is the most interesting man in the world. Even his own mother has a tattoo that says "Jeb"

[mikeman7918]

When Jeb flies in a rocket, the rocket doesn't dare not work properly.

[Guest]

When Jeb is in the cockpit, if infinite fuel automatically switches on.

[mikeman7918]

Jen is offended that mech-jeb is named after him because no AI can live up to his standards.

[Guest]

Jen is offended that mech-jeb is named after him because no AI can live up to his standards.

He is also offended that you misspelled his name.

[Fisk02]

I got nothing because he is so badass that he stole my idea.

[mikeman7918]

Jeb once died but he's alright now.

[Fisk02]

Jeb once died but he's alright now.

Can he die?

[Guest]

Can he die?

Yes, and no.