Explain that to the insurance agency

[Guest]

1 minute ago, mikeman7918 said:

Some idiots at mission control thought that Kerbin really needed a set of rings.

The thrusters of the space plane docked to your station accidentally fire, putting the statoin into an uncontrolable spin and deorbiting it.

Hey, they were trying to recreate that Interstellar scene. Don't blame them.

A kerbal cramped in a MK1 Command Pod for 99 years just encountered Kerbin's SoI.

[Yukon0009]

Oh look, a free delivery of green mash snacks!

The KSC used up all it's funds on the Steam sale by accident.

[quasarrgames]

It's a steam sale. You really can't blame them.

Jeb just blew up the insurance agency's main building.

[Delfinus]

The Insurance agency was unhappy about Jeb's love of riding boosters, so Jeb got revenge.

 

Your Space Shuttle loses control after detaching the ET and falls into the ocean, although luckily the front of it including the crew cabin (Which means the crew survived) survived the crash, but there is now Space Shuttle debris scattered from the KSC to halfway to the next continent. (Happened to me today.)

Edited February 9, 2016 by DolphinDude3

[mikeman7918]

A negligent engineer accidentally got the shuttle guidence program switched with a Super Kerman Brothers video game.

[quasarrgames]

Insurance agency doesn't care because no accident was posted! Yaaaaaaaay!

Mechjeb has fused with cat videos and taken over the internet.

[AlextheBodacious]

I told you that link to a video pirating site was a virus, but did you listen?

Your space station is torn apart, module from module. There are no survivors.

[quasarrgames]

It had george clooney on it. We can forgive.

The mission failed because of (pick one)

-a serious lack of pod bay door opening

-matt damon got stuck on a planet for years, jury-rigged a piece of space equipment, and performed a highly incorrect docking maneuver- TWICE!

-KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!

-the need to construct additional pylons

- Everybody get up it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance do your dance at the Space Jaaaam!

 

Edited February 10, 2016 by quasarrgames

[Guest]

2 hours ago, quasarrgames said:

-matt damon got stuck on a planet for years, jury-rigged a piece of space equipment, and performed a highly incorrect docking maneuver- TWICE!

Well...he has a tendency of getting nearly killed/rescued.  He signed a waver.

Your space station falls out of the sky.

[TotallyNotHuman]

Danny, did you trigger the Advanced Grabbing Unit bug again!?!? (link for the unaware)

Your Mun rover ends up in Kerbol orbit.

[mikeman7918]

The Kerbal coordinating the burn was listening to sick beats and he didn't hear Gene Kerman telling him to kill the thrust. (Based loosely on a dream I had last night where I was in a mission control room listening to sick beats.)

You accidentally burn retrograde instead of prograde.

 

Edited February 10, 2016 by mikeman7918

[TotallyNotHuman]

Somebody installed the engines backwards.

 

Your Space Shuttle demolishes the VAB.

[Speadge]

tried to land on the helipad on top cause the runway was way to far away.. and jeb had to pee.

On the new stationary engine tests u found that it was so powerful u accidentely changed kerbins solar orbit.

Edited February 11, 2016 by Speadge

[Matuchkin]

They told us to "colonise" the Jool system, didn't they?

 

You wake up and find yourself on Gilly.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

April Febuary Fools Day!

 

You new spaceplane has been ejected from KSP and has found it's way onto Canada in the game called Human Space Program.

[Matuchkin]

Well then I want it to hit Trudeau. I want Harper back in my land.

 

 

 

Donald Trump becomes president.

[mikeman7918]

The space center convinced him to build a space elevator instead of a wall around Kerbin to keep the krakens out.

Your Jool orbiting refueling station combusts.

Edited February 12, 2016 by mikeman7918

[GDJ]

Your satellite space phone is the culprit. You forgot to read the warning labels regarding phone use and refuelling a spaceship.


Your lander goes down a sinkhole on the Mun.

[RA3236]

Hey, sinkholes can happen anytime... 

Your KSC is completely destroyed.

[Matuchkin]

You accidentaly ended up on moho, and thought it was the moon.

 

Your lander is scared of landing.

[RA3236]

3 minutes ago, Matuchkin said:

You accidentaly ended up on moho, and thought it was the moon.

 

Your lander is scared of landing.

[/fyi]Uhh... I posted a sec before you did... So I'll just go on with yours.[fyi]

MechJeb went rogue.

Ill repeat mine, KSC was destroyed.

 

[GDJ]

Werner Von Kerman divided by zero on his gravity drive experiment.

Ratris Kerman put ants in Jeb's locker.

[mikeman7918]

He was framed!  You see, there are no ants on Kerin.  Ants are only found on Earth.

Bill spills his Koka Kola all over the return vehicle's control pannel.

[Matuchkin]

The return vehicle is the vostok capsule (with no control panels), and Bill poured it onto some unimportant gauges.

 

Jeb installed Dangit!, your space program is done for.

[mikeman7918]

Kerbals were loosing interest in the space program and we firgured this would make it more interesting.

Someone puts black hat (the guy in my forum signature) in charge of building a rocket.