Explain that to the insurance agency

[cubinator]

Uh oh...

We were told it wasn't the same black hat guy in the contract...

Your shuttle, on a mission to deploy a record-breaking space telescope, goes to orbit and opens it's cargo bay, but instead of the most important payload of the decade the only thing that comes out is a massive cloud of confetti.

[Delfinus]

Some Mun landing Conspiracists decided to prank the Space Program and change the payload.

 

You built two space stations, one in Munar orbit and one in Minmus Orbit, but you have no idea what to do with them, meaning hundreds of thousands of funds were wasted building useless Space Stations (This has happened to me).

[mikeman7918]

The Kerbal who suggested the idea was fired after he ate all the snacks, and he never got around to telling us what those stations were for.

The R&D center explodes.

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[SpaceplaneAddict]

Important nuclear development was in progress.

 

 

Your extremely expensive ion probe blows up the Financial district of the KSC, bankrupting it, and losing more that 1 trillion funds.

 

(The probe has 9 ion engines, 27740 units of xenon, and 18 RTG's)

[RA3236]

Damm you, kraken.

The gameyou were playing was switched to Universe Sandbox 2.

[wissx]

It was a system32 error and someone alterd the file so it would run it whenever I pay ATS.

 

Your Kensorth W900 became a piece of toast

[mikeman7918]

The R&D center was working on a toast-ray and it misfired.

The part where the fire comes out starts pointing up.

[ZentroCatson]

Jeb really wanted to take a look at KSC from above.

The first launch of your prototype spaceplane goes boom and you have to crash-land the spaceplane on the R&D complex.

 

[Delfinus]

The Engineer's forgot the 2nd rule of Kerbal Engineering: Moar struts! Therefore the plane fell apart and we could not steer away from R&D, Yup, it was totally a aciddent, totally not revenge by Engineering after the Science team beat them in a multiplayer game of Kerbvilization V.

 

The galaxy is destroyed when you launch your 800 part Duna vessel, complete with multiple landers for Ike and Duna's Biomes, a base to be deployed on the surface, two Space Stations to deploy in orbit, a few satellites and shuttles....

[mikeman7918]

We were not informed that the universe is virtual.

Your Mun lander plows into the Mun at 2 kilometers per second.

[Jeanjvs]

The Mun did not send us a formal warning about the dangers of landing on it. Therefore, we blame the Mun.

 

Your manned mission to colonize the joolian moons does not have enough fuel to perform a capture burn at the jool system, sending 100 kerbonauts on a escape trajectory from the sun.

[RocketSquid]

Our next motion is to change the name of the "Joolian colonizer Mk. V" to "Interstellar colonizer Mk. 1".

Three kerbonauts, previously stranded in orbit, hijacked the rescue craft an set a course for Eve. They were legally considered your employees at the time.

[Ogcorp Squirrel]

no, Bill just forgot the fighter wasn't an SSTO just cuz it had a RAIPIER

 

Jeb crashes and tries to explain why he needs insurance to pay for a new fighter

[mikeman7918]

Does our insurance cover bailout fees for insurance fraud?

You accidentally hit the space bar while in orbit, jettisoning your service module.

[RocketSquid]

Oh, good, the decoupler works.

Your rocket activates its engines, detatches from the clamps, and flys 10 meters up before dropping down, through the pad, and exploding.

[TotallyNotHuman]

Huh, I vaguely remember Bill distributing some Hydrazine to the pad workers...

 

While you launch a refueler up to your LKO fuel depot, you realize in horror that the refueling tanks are empty.

[RA3236]

Hey, blame the guys who designed the fuel transferring thingymajigy.

You attempt to launch a rocket but it exploded and destroyed your save.

[Columbia]

A bunch of meteors and asteroids passed through Kerbin off-camera, destroying it.

Your drone hit a launching rocket, destroying it and causing your space program to fail completely and lose funds.

[SpaceToad]

Keneral KyDAMNics put a faulty FLIR pod on the nose, and a 2 inch remote control antenna.

 

Your SSTO starts leaking radon gas... Out of the cockpit...

[EdusacconBR]

The cockpit isnt supposed to handle that much fart pressure

Vab suddenly collapses

[wissx]

Well the VAB was not able to handle the weight of Jebediah's sleepwalking and him deciding to land crafts onto the top. 

Your craft and your pilots started simultaneously combusting

[ZentroCatson]

We didn't know that NERVAS overheat that easily!

The parachutes of your Eve probe fail to deploy and the probe smashes into the ground.

[EdusacconBR]

The probe AI was windows 8!

you realise you forgot parachutes while duna reentry

[RA3236]

But then I realize that this is an impactor probe.

You land on Eeloo with two hundred Kerbals including the original four and have no way of getting back.

[Delfinus]

We were setting up a permanent colony on Eeloo.

 

A Space station in the totally empty space between Duna and Jool gets smashed into by a unknown planet...