Explain that to the insurance agency

[NuclearNut]

It was failure on the part of C7 and Rockomax on designing the engines to allow for that possibility and not include the proper warnings to prevent that. They should be sued for criminal negligence.

"Accidentally" launching the complete nuclear arsenal from your latest Orion battleship on the rival space center?

[cantab]

In our defence, KSC2 is indestructible.

Orion Telescope and Binocular are suing Roverdude over trademarks.

[Bev7787]

They licensed it on CC.

Jeb crashed

[SpaceplaneAddict]

Ye, don't worry, he's alive, and the only thing he crashed was a heat shield, which he used to "surf down from orbit"

A K-35 appears out no where! RKO! On the KSC. Yep, the whole complex was destroyed.

[Dman979]

"It was a prototype."

My package burned up.

[EdusacconBR]

It had no fairing and was set for KERBOL surface!

You got a kerbal stranded on eeloo

[Clear Air Turbulence]

He's on leave.

Spacecraft appears to have sunk into launchpad. Only parachute is visible above ground.

[cantab]

Ahem, false alarm. We sent our engineers the "spacecraft" design that was just a parachute by itself.

During a retrograde launch a booster was dropped over the mountains and injured three skiers.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

They were skiing illegaly, we had shut the ski facilities down until AFTER launch/cleanup.

Jeb destroyed the trillion fund shuttle spacecraft designed to get Kerbals to and back from Laythe.

[EdusacconBR]

IT HAD NO STRUTS!

the vab dissapeared

[Guest]

They didn't remove the 'warranty void if removed' label.

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Kerbin's atmosphere is ripped away by kerbol winds

[EdusacconBR]

Kraken FARTED!

jool is aproaching kerbin!1!1!

[cantab]

We'll need an unlimited budget to research fusion torch drives and push Jool away! And let's not tell the insurers that it's just something that happens for half of every year because Kerbin orbits faster than Jool. Jeb wants to use the fusion torch drives for his heavy Minmus lander.

Laythe has been contaminated with a virus.

[Clear Air Turbulence]

It appears Laythe is running on a Windows system.

The Mainsail ignited during Vehicle Assembly

[Kuansenhama]

We were just cleaning out the fuel lines with this liquid we found laying around...

The launch clamps destroyed the rocket at 30KM up and traveling at 1200M/S.

[EdusacconBR]

They are magnetic!

Jeb sent minmus out of kerbin SoI

[SpaceplaneAddict]

We fired him.

Kraken attack on the insurance agency. The Kraken had a KerbalSpaceAgency sticker on it.

[Bev7787]

That was the rival Insurance agency

The KSC had a riot

[SpaceplaneAddict]

They wanted more snacks, but Mort was to cheap. We fired him too.

The island airfield was taken over by North Kerea Space Agency. They stole all of the snacks and spacecraft.

[TrainEngie]

They're sneaky!

Minecraftians invaded Kerbals.

[Bev7787]

Sorry, your policy does not cover that

Kerbals invade minecraft

[cantab]

It was Roverdude's fault for making the Kerbal Minecraft Program mod.

All development work on KSP 1.1 is mysteriously lost, and Maxmaps has flown out of the country and is uncontactable.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

Top secret. Not to been seen by ANY civillian. Which include you, the insurance company.

Jeb destroyed KSC, and Valentina destroyed Duna Base Alpha.

[EdusacconBR]

They thought the self destruct button was a snack dispenser

kraken stole jeb

[cantab]

Jeb's piloting skills are such that he's been dubbed a "machine". Therefore we are putting in a claim for theft, for which we are covered, and not as you contend for kidnapping for which I acknowledge we are not covered.

The launch of the Sarnus V failed catastrophically due to red tape. Literally - the rocket was taped to the launchpad.