Explain that to the insurance agency

[cantab]

It was Dr DRE's fault.

Instead of rocket parts, the parcel that arrived at KSC contained a bobcat.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

Who knows why?

A huge split in Kerbin's crust happens around KSC.

[TheGeekno72]

Don't worry about that, look away !

Jeb was smoking SRB fuel with rasta music in the private space station of the director of insurance company orbiting around Laythe, so explain me (1) what is composed that fuel and (2) how he goes there ?

Edited October 10, 2015 by TheGeekno72

[cantab]

The composition is a trade secret of the booster manufacturers. We just know it makes lots of fire. And Jeb got there with our Minmus lander. We told him Minmus was tasty, but he was thirsty.

New Horizons (the probe) hit your car.

[Cool200]

Blame the car for being in the way

The kraken ate the Space center

[Alastronaut]

Think of it more as your car becoming one with a singularly amazing piece of engineering.

you got the heat shield and your dinner plates mixed up again

[T-Bouw]

But I thought those were pizza-plates!

One kerbal got intoxicated from inhaling monopropfuel-fumes.

[Cool200]

his air filter was at the dry cleaners

Jeb destroyed bill's spacecraft during orbital rendezvous:(

[TheGeekno72]

Jeb made a mistake between the controller of the retro-rockets and boosters activation command

A 100 millon $ SSTO private prototype was erm... scratched by a missile from Jeb testing a plane... from 2500 km away.

[Alastronaut]

on the bright side we now have plane launched icbms. The air force has been sending in the benjamins by the Heavy-Lift-Rocket-Load

We've found out recently that eeloo is actually a method of faster than light propulsion linked to others of its kind. We're calling it a "Mass Relay." And Jeb just blew it up.

[gamowin]

There WAS some sort of intergalactic council of aliens trying to contact us through it and there was a chance the they MAY have been hostile.

A certain moon-sized space station was blown up by some space-wizard farm-boy with one torpedo through the exhaust vent.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

We're not covering you for that. Too bad.

Your Eve rover return vehicle was scratched. What scratched off? The head shield. During Aerocaptur, it promptly disintegrated the main drive stage, so your trillion fund rover and return vehicle are stuck in Low Eve Orbit.

[TheGeekno72]

Prepare a rescue mission.

Your tribillion vessel to next solar system have antimatter reactor but there is not anymore of that FREAKIN' antimatter in Midway.

[gamowin]

To be fair, antimatter is pretty hard stuff to come by.

A mars sized object collides with a cooling Earth, causing a large mass to be blasted off into orbit. Now the mass just sits there and messes with our waves.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

Let's push it with nukes....

Your Eeloo ComSat1 has crashed into the surface of the launchpad. From orbit around Eeloo.

[TheGeekno72]

The Kraken farts at HypeSpeed !!! (Remember, HypeSpeed is faster than lightspeed)

Your new AWSM Equipment composed of a rover on Duna and a comm-sat MAY have been hacked : your rover retransmit data anormally and the comm-sat is rertransmiting pictures of kitties

Edited October 15, 2015 by TheGeekno72

[SpaceplaneAddict]

We're not a security company, it must be The Martians! (refences, hint hint.)

I wish to be able to complete the Jool 5 challenge.

[TheGeekno72]

I think I can do something for finding some funds for you...

KSP fuse with Minecraft.

[Octa]

I thought that booster was made of obsidian. Who whouldn't hit that with an pickaxe?

During SSTO-Reentry, something explodes at 40km height and the Flight Computer reports "Small Delta Wing collided with LaunchPad".

[SpaceplaneAddict]

Look, we aren't equipped to deal with supernatural thinfs. We WOULD be if you'd stop cutting our budgets!

Eve without heat shield.

[Monkey29399]

The rocket didn't need a heatshield, the engine works just fine!

Launch clamp in orbit.

[Spacetraindriver]

Launch clamp is finally bringing Polandball into space.

844 derailed without rails...


(train)

[Monkey29399]

We were just testing if the trains worked without rails, and our F9 button is broken!

Kerbin's atmosphere disappeared.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

"Let it Go, let it gooooo, turn away and never breathe! Here it left, and now you can't breeeaaatheee!"

Rapid Unplanned Disassembaly in Jools atmo

[Monkey29399]

Some engineer put paper on the heat shield and it ignited the cork ablator!

Plane 20000 leages under the sea.