25 Trillion Dollars

[LockeCole]

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Edited April 24, 2023 by BSOM180

[Ascensiam]

I\'d attempt to gain land from, most plausibly, an african country, declare it my own territory, establish a small state, and then start inviting people that fits very specific criteria to join a sort of \'\'sanctuary\'\' and a social experiment.

Then i\'d buy up EA, rename them, fire everyone, and create an alternative, while returning game licenses to their original owners.

Then i\'d count out all the rest of my money and give them all to Greece. (Not the government, i\'d hire people to throw money in the streets)

[Imandreas]

Hire people? Wouldn\'t most people just take the money and run?

[Kryten]

Hire people? Wouldn\'t most people just take the money and run?

I don\'t see why that would apply more than for any other job. Do you see many people legging it after their first payday?

[TheDarthMoogle]

I would use my money to buy more credit cards.

No wait.

I\'ve decided to become the epitome of stereotypical manhood.

I will buy all the guns in the world

all the booze in the world

and all the pornography in the world

and fashion it into a mile wide satellite to orbit the earth.

[Kreuzung]

They\'d just make more because it sells good.

[Anomalous_Matter]

I\'d make the most amazingly awesome space station in the history of the world, launch it into orbit, and live in it. It would be entirely self-sufficient; maybe even an entire orbital city, with all the people I like living in it. Once I die, I\'d put it in my will to auction off each individual piece of construction material it was made of to museums and eccentric billionaires, and split the money three ways - First to my family, second to various world charities, and third to NASA for use in their space program.

[hunter558]

Buy out the US, then fix the crisis we have. Use the remainder to fund multiple corporate space companies, and hopefully set up routine missions to mars and a special moon landing to show conspiracy theorists that they were wrong.

you wouldn\'t be able to buy out the US, because technically if you had 25 trillion dollars, you would have inflated our debt to amounts far more than 25 trillion. The debt crisis will never be solved by throwing more money at it. And if i had 25 trillion i would invest in space projects, the key to continually benefiting society!

[ping111]

Pluto, see the radiation symbol when you type something? That\'s a spoiler - instead of making us download things, but still wanna conceal what you want to say, click that and type your stuff inside it.

See?

[Luigibro606]

I would buy a mansion, invest in some Japanese robot manufacturing company until they make an EXACT working replica of R2-D2, purchase a big enough rocket to launch my mansion to the moon with me \'n\' R2, and compose this song:

It\'s Luigi\'s Moon-Mansion in outer-space,

with R2-D2 playing a bass

[iamwearingpants]

It\'s Luigi\'s Moon-Mansion in outer-space,

with R2-D2 playing a bass

I got Spess marines by my side,

you couldn\'t kill them if you tried.

[Luigibro606]

Spess Mehreens... YES

How did I not think of that?

[Phoxtane]

I\'d put a significant portion into R&D for efficient fusion energy, then spend more of that on miniaturizing the technology to something about the size of an arc reactor. I\'d have to name it something along the lines of a 'tesla cell' to avoid conflicts with Marvel...

Then, spend even more money on advanced nanomachines for medical and other uses. I\'d sell off the rights to those and make more money.

[Pluto100]

Pluto, see the radiation symbol when you type something? That\'s a spoiler - instead of making us download things, but still wanna conceal what you want to say, click that and type your stuff inside it.

See?

Sorry :/! I don\'t know why I add attachments.

Cool ideas everybody!

[Kryten]

I\'m presuming you also fund a time machine to get to somewhen the technological problems with those are solvable by just throwing money at them.

EDIT: Directed at Phox.

[Endeavour]

you wouldn\'t be able to buy out the US, because technically if you had 25 trillion dollars, you would have inflated our debt to amounts far more than 25 trillion. The debt crisis will never be solved by throwing more money at it. And if i had 25 trillion i would invest in space projects, the key to continually benefiting society!

I think he meant 25 trillion dollars in actually wealth, such as in pure gold or diamonds or whatever. Adding 25 trillion to the economy would cause crazy inflation.

[Pluto100]

I think he meant 25 trillion dollars in actually wealth, such as in pure gold or diamonds or whatever. Adding 25 trillion to the economy would cause crazy inflation.

I mean wealth as in cash (For you. Not the nation.) . But, you could use diamond and gold if you don\'t want cash.

[Imandreas]

Wait a second.

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There, a second. If you had 25,000,000,000,000 dollars, inflation would kill the value of the USD. So instead, I would burn 24,999,999,999,998 dollars to stop inflation, and use the remaining two bucks to get a candy bar.

[Pluto100]

Wait a second.

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There, a second. If you had 25,000,000,000,000 dollars, inflation would kill the value of the USD. So instead, I would burn 24,999,999,999,998 dollars to stop inflation, and use the remaining two bucks to get a candy bar.

Oh. Well then, if USD didn\'t crash because of that, what would you do?

[Imandreas]

Oh. Well then, if USD didn\'t crash because of that, what would you do?

Get a ticket on a Soyuz to visit the ISS, get myself an actual computer, retire from school, learn about aerospace engineering, throw a cookie at a random politician, throw some money to NASA for manned space missions, invite and pay for a meeting of every RP member for annual meetings IRL, and put the rest in a secret bunker underground.

[Pluto100]

Get a ticket on a Soyuz to visit the ISS, get myself an actual computer, retire from school, learn about aerospace engineering, throw a cookie at a random politician, throw some money to NASA for manned space missions, invite and pay for a meeting of every RP member for annual meetings IRL, and put the rest in a secret bunker underground.

Cool!

[Endeavour]

Get a ticket on a Soyuz to visit the ISS

Soyuz? I\'d bring a shuttle out of retirement just to ride on it.

[Pluto100]

Awesome!

[Aerzee]

Would that be enough money to fund a 4th Reich led by the Anti-Hitler?

If not, build the Valiant, and start a space program, then shoot for the moon.... and miss... a few hundred times...

[Pluto100]

Wow! What\'s the Valiant?