Science Classroom

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[CENTER][SIZE=5]From the genius that brought you the Low Munar orbit Challenge...
[SIZE=7]THE SCIENCE CLASSROOM
[SIZE=4][U]How to play:

[/U]Step One: Ask a legitimate scientific question
Step Two: Answer a legitimate science question, with a ridiculous answer
Step Three: Repeat, repeat, repeat...

[U]Example
"How does a rocket work?"
[/U]Player 1: Little men inside the rocket breathe fire
How do plants grow?
Player 2 will then answer the question with a ridiculous answer and then ask a legitimate science question.

[U]Rules:

[/U]1. Please refrain from being random. Example: "magic potato makes rocket go huuuuuu"
2. Walls of text answering the question is ALWAYS acceptable. You are encouraged to do so.
3. Give some thought to your response.

[SIZE=5][B][U]THE STARTING QUESTION
[/U][/B][I]"How does gravity work?"[/I][/SIZE]

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[HoloYolo]

Things decide to fall.

Why does it get cold in winter?

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More computer monitors are turned on. The rays from the screen excite the air molecules and chills the air.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

[Torgo]

Because it's faster than walking!

Why do sounds sound different in water?

[UnionPacific1983WP]

Because, pre-1.0.5, water was actually textured concrete.

Why are atoms so small?

[TonyC]

Because you are too big ?

Do LCDs fail in the vaccum of space ? Plz justify.

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As we know, the L stands for liquid. Liquids in space simply do not work. This is why astronauts do not go to the bathroom in space and must train to control their bladder for up to six months.

Magnets, how do they work?

[Findthepin1]

It's gravity with an M in front.

Where did all the extra air in Earth's Archean atmosphere disappear to?

[HoloYolo]

The dinosaurs ate it during the battle of Stalingrad back in 1658.

Why is the sky blue?

[Hysterrics]

Because, contrary to popular belief, there is no air in the water, causing it to turn blue. Many people think the O in H20 stands for oxygen, but it does not. It stands for "OverlyWet"

Why doesn't sound travel in space?

[cubinator]

Because space is grumpy and doesn't like loud noises like the kind stars make.

Would mercury boil off in space?

[Hysterrics]

No, Mercury is calm and collected like a nice planet.

Why are space vehicles heated to 1000's of degrees upon re-entry?

[Findthepin1]

They end up spinning. Thousands of degrees per second.

Why aren't land animals able to breathe underwater?

[Tangle]

They actually can... But only if your definition of water is "liquid carbon".

Is it possible to clone a person?

[WinkAllKerb'']

because you might be deaf.

why do you think sound "must be" related to human perception range ? are you whµman ? or just µ just askin' ? Edited November 26, 2015 by WinkAllKerb''