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CliftonM.

Remove the 2 capitalized letters.

We get: lifton

What do we lift things on? Boosters.

We always need moar booster. This means +1 boosters. This is confirmed in CliftonM's signature as well. Coincidence? I think not.

2 capitalized letters plus 1 moar booster = 3.

3=triangle.

CliftonM is illuminati confirmed.

 

 

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WinkAllKerb

You claim to be in a universe where rocks fall.

Rocks don't fall in space.

You must be on a planet.

Earth is a planet.

Your name is English, but you wrote in Japanese (or Chinese) which means your multi-lingual

That means you have been around the world.

The Illuminati is worldwide.

Therefore, Illuminati WinkAllKerb confirmed!

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Ogcorp CEO

There are 3 O's in the name

The word Ceo has 3 letters

Add it all up and it has 5 letters (O is already in CEO)

Minus the remaining letters in your name

5 - 4 = 1

Plus the 2 dots under your name

1 + 2 = 3

There are 3 sides on a triangle

The Illuminati Symbol has a triangle

Ogcorp CEO is illuminati confirmed

 

 

 

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ZentroCatson has four vowels. Tommy Wiseau made 4 movies. The Room, a cult classic of his, is considered the worst movie ever made. worst has five letters. The room has 7. It was released in 2003. 2+0+0+3+5+7=17. 17 in binary is 10001. 10001 is for some reason related to new york. Why? well for starters, new york has 7 letters. so does Empire. The Empire state building is woned by Peter Malkin, who bought it partially from donald trump. Donald Trump's toupee has about 100,000 hairs. hairs and milky and trump both have the same amount of letters. the milky way is also 100,000 light years across. the milky way is 13.21 billion years old. 1+3+2+1=7. The 7th element is nitrogen. The planet's atmosphere is 78% nitrogen. 78% of 7 is 5.46. When plugged in as co-ordinates (13.21n, 5.46w), we land smack-dab in the middle of the bani river. bani has four letters. 1 is i. the other 3 spell ban. the cancer society wants to ban red meat ever since it was found out to be carcinogenic. red meat comes from cows. your logo is a cow. cow has 3 letters. a triangle has 3 sides. substitute the i in and we have a triangle and an eye. 

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!

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Cubinator.

Cube.

A cube is not a triangle.

triangle has 3 points.

Because cubinator is a cube, which is a 3d representation of a square, he is a member of the Free-masons. Because Cubinator's cube is related to a triangle in the way that is isn't a triangle, Cubinator is also a member of the Illuminati.

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Matuchkin. Matuchkin has six consonents and three vowels. 6*3=18. 18 is the year you become an official adult in the US. The US constitution was written in 1776. 1+7+7+6=21. 21 is the legal age to drink alchohol in the US. coinsidence? I think not. All South African presidents have been old enough to drink alcohol in the US. South Africa was colonized in 1652. 1+6+5+2=14. 14 and 21 are divisible by 7. 7*3 is 21, which inverted becomes 12. 12 is 6*2. Equilateral triangles are made up of 60 degree angles. An equilateral triangle is the classic symbol of the illuminati.

 

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40 minutes ago, Andem said:

Matuchkin. Matuchkin has six consonents and three vowels. 6*3=18. 18 is the year you become an official adult in the US. The US constitution was written in 1776. 1+7+7+6=21. 21 is the legal age to drink alchohol in the US. coinsidence? I think not. All South African presidents have been old enough to drink alcohol in the US. South Africa was colonized in 1652. 1+6+5+2=14. 14 and 21 are divisible by 7. 7*3 is 21, which inverted becomes 12. 12 is 6*2. Equilateral triangles are made up of 60 degree angles. An equilateral triangle is the classic symbol of the illuminati.

 

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1 hour ago, LetsGoToMars! said:

@PB666 is the illuminati because, um, he said so?

maybe, but its forbidden for illuminati to reveal their secret identity, its also forbidden for them to reveal that it is forbidden to reveal their identity, and so how would we know.

 

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