Create A Ridiculous Building

[Xorth Tanovar]

...that used to make left-handed smoke shifters. And you wonder why they went out of business?

 

THis rather small pizza shop...

[adsii1970]

puts octopus and clams on every pizza they make.

The sandwich shop on the corner is known for...

 

[cubinator]

...cooking their pizza on top of decaying plutonium. "It's probably safe, guaranteed!"

This ICBM launch facility...

[RocketSquid]

...Launches itself using ICBMs.

This plutonium skyscraper...

[TheEpicSquared]

Is made for ants.

This toxic chemicals cleanup plant...

[ZentroCatson]

…is an actual plant that eats toxic chemicals.

The giant toilet…

[cubinator]

...is a public swimming pool.

The cathedral...

[TheEpicSquared]

Does not have an entrance.

The space elevator...

[legoclone09]

Goes into the ground.

The military base...

[PB666]

sinks in quicksand. 

The capital building . . . . . . . . .

[Galactica55]

is on fire.

The spacestation................

[Andem]

...is reentering Venus's atmosphere.

 

The bunker...

[adsii1970]

was actually a portal into Dr. Who's secret lab.

The sombrero shaped taco shop...

[PB666]

34 minutes ago, adsii1970 said:

was actually a portal into Dr. Who's secret lab.

The sombrero shaped taco shop...

....only serves vegan and tofu. 

The centennial tower . . . . . . .

[TheEpicSquared]

...Is bicentennial.

The underwater research station...

[PB666]

34 minutes ago, TheEpicSquared said:

...Is bicentennial.

The underwater research station...

Is filled with helium and floats. 

The self-indulgent real eastate tower . . . . . . .

[Xorth Tanovar]

...is being foreclosed on.

This innocuous-looking chemical plant...

[cubinator]

...is run by cats.

This clock tower...

[GreeningGalaxy]

...Runs at 4194304 times normal speed due to a leaking frequency divider.

This massive morbidly mechanized molybdenum mine...

[Xorth Tanovar]

...mutated maliciously into mercury. EPA declared it a Superfund site and closed it down due to extreme toxicity.

This one-bay local garage...

[NSEP]

.....Is made out of clay bricks.

This old bunker has.....

[ZentroCatson]

...perfectly working lights.

The Laythe colony...

[cubinator]

...has no windows.

This outhouse...

[Xorth Tanovar]

..has never been cleaned.

 

This bakery...

[EliasDanger]

Got no dough.

 

This mausoleum....