The Punny Game!

[Atlas2342]

Meh, alphabet puns are really wordy

 

[StrandedonEarth]

[Atlas2342]

Ooh, i love space puns. Lots of em'...... If you are gonna discuss them, count me in!

 

[Gauga159]

I did a lot of work today a skeleTON

[quasarrgames]

I BONE't believe it.

somebody made a bone pun.

I don't mean to tickle your RIBS, but that's mighty BONEdacious of you. Some might even say it's HUMERUS.

i was BONE to make bone puns! They really get under my skin!

Careful though, some people may have a BONE to pick with these bone puns. It may make this thread quite MARROW in scope.

Look, let me just throw you a bone and say that this thread is boned.

But don't worry, it's going TIBIAll right.

Edited February 11, 2016 by quasarrgames

[Atlas2342]

Speaking of bone puns, i need to eat. Im hungry....bone appetit!

[Speeding Mullet]

Have a T-bone!  Seriously though the only way to eat steak is like a lion.  Roar!

SM

[cubinator]

All right, I've got something to say about puns. Let me tell you, there is one job where you can make so many puns it's unbelievable. That job is knot theory. If I had a thousand years to live, I would definitely study knot theory for a while. If I were a knot theorist, I would knot give up even the slightest opportunity to make a knot pun. Unfortunately, I do knot have a thousand years to live (probably) so I will knot become a knot theorist. It's knot just about the puns, knot theory is actually kind of interesting. I read some simple basics about it in a book (the same book that taught me how to count in binary). Knots do knot work in 4 dimensions because the string has an extra dimension to slip around in. In knot theory, knots are drawn as loops, knot as strings with ends. If the loop can be untangled into a circle, then it is knot knotted, and that instance is actually called the unknot. No knot can be the unknot, and any loop that is knot a knot is the unknot. Although knots may not seem complicated at first glance, the math behind knot theory is definitely knot simple. I do knot know much more than that about knots, but I do think they are cool! I wonder how many knot puns a knot theorist could put in their PhD paper before someone complains. Probably knot very many, they need to act professional for something that important. It would probably be fun for a while, but knot for long. I imagine all the knot puns sound as bad to a knot theorist as all the Uranus jokes sound to an astronomer.

Edited February 19, 2016 by cubinator

[StrandedonEarth]

1 hour ago, cubinator said:

 I wonder how many knot puns a knot theorist could put in their PhD paper before someone complains. Probably knot very many, they need to act professional for something that important. It would probably be fun for a while, but knot for long. I imagine all the knot puns sound as bad to a knot theorist as all the Uranus jokes sound to an astronomer.

A knot theorist telling too knot puns  would be a very knotty theorist indeed

[Matuchkin]

- I wasn't originally gonna do a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. BUT THEN IT HIT ME...

- My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

[Ogcorp Squirrel]

On 2/11/2016 at 9:27 PM, quasarrgames said:

I BONE't believe it.

somebody made a bone pun.

I don't mean to tickle your RIBS, but that's mighty BONEdacious of you. Some might even say it's HUMERUS.

i was BONE to make bone puns! They really get under my skin!

Careful though, some people may have a BONE to pick with these bone puns. It may make this thread quite MARROW in scope.

Look, let me just throw you a bone and say that this thread is boned.

But don't worry, it's going TIBIAll right.

finally, someone else knows a bit about PUNdertale. now if you excuse me jeb got on my Nervs today so he became too dumb and only "Jools"

[Columbia]

Whiteboards are remarkable.

Honestly, I got liquided after having stepped on dog urine.

Forum censorship prevented this pun from being a thing.

Edited March 6, 2016 by Columbia

[Spacetraindriver]

It's about time sans comes in!

He's an SANSsation at puns!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I regret it alraedy.

[Xorth Tanovar]

TIMES gone by so fast, used to be more BOLD puns around here. 

[Gauga159]

My grades are below SEA level

[Atlas2342]

Yep, my geology class is so boring, now I make faulty puns!

[Xorth Tanovar]

Now, now...that just wasn't very gneiss....

[cubinator]

Hey, geology is actually really deep! The more you dig, the more layers of knowledge you'll find.

[Xorth Tanovar]

...could be a crusty problem; let me set my plate on the mantle while I get to the core issue

[Atlas2342]

7 minutes ago, Xorth Tanovar said:

...could be a crusty problem; let me set my plate on the mantle while I get to the core issue

See? Even you have the same problem! I'd say its a worldwide problem!

[Xorth Tanovar]

So then let's agree to not talc about it anymore.

[StrandedonEarth]

I guess this thread is on the rocks then.

[KerbalOmmex]

Grab yo' guitars everyone!

Let's play some rock music!

[TopHeavy11]

Undertale puns are SANSful.

[cubinator]

3 hours ago, TopHeavy11 said:

Undertale puns are SANSful.

Quite COMICAL.