Destroy a Space Mission

[PB666]

Giant flyswatter appears from nowhere and kills it. 

Next mission jebediah tests the toilet in his capsule while on the launch pad. 

[cubinator]

It launches before he gets a chance to flush. 

I shoot a firework from K2 mountain.

[PB666]

10 minutes ago, cubinator said:

It launches before he gets a chance to flush. 

I shoot a firework from K2 mountain.

I causes an avalache that shakes you of the mountain and rolls you into a eighty foot tall snowman. 

The top secret mission: classified. 

[cubinator]

Just now, PB666 said:

I causes an avalache that shakes you of the mountain and rolls you into a eighty foot tall snowman. 

Wait, this snowman? 

Coool!

Just now, PB666 said:

The top secret mission: classified. 

The staging sequence for the rocket is also classified, so Mission Control doesn't know how to launch it.

I launch a small SSTO rocket with some science experiments into orbit.

[PB666]

1 hour ago, cubinator said:

I launch a small SSTO rocket with some science experiments into orbit.

Like most SSTO it runs out of fuel in suborbital trajectory and burns up slamming into the highest mountain on the planet, the experiment was replicator bots that are realeased and turn the planet into the replicator homework, waitng for their next victem to arrive. If you had only used a two stage rocket. 

I launch a second top secret mission,mthis time giving the flight crew all the information they needed.  

[Ultimate Steve]

You are in DMP and someone shoots your ship with missiles.

I press the space bar.

[TrainEngie]

The staging was set incorrectly, thus the craft collapses upon itself.

I send a SCANsat to Eeloo.

[Secret Agent Kirrim]

Magic Boulder appears out of nowhere and destroys the craft.

 

I send Magic Boulder to destroy Kerbin...

[Mycroft]

Magic Boulder is destroyed by SQUAD.

I launch a massive mission with twelve ships and 100 Kerbals to Jool then Dres then Duna (a highly exaggerated version of a mission I'm really doing) 

Plenty of victims for Danny.

Edited June 28, 2016 by Mycroft

[Secret Agent Kirrim]

However, the ships were pushed away by a gravitational wave and landed back on Kerbin.

Kerbals saved!

Edited June 28, 2016 by Kirrim

[PB666]

5 hours ago, Kirrim said:

However, the ships were pushed away by a gravitational wave and landed back on Kerbin.

Kerbals saved!

But trip and fall off the mountain biome, dusted themselves off in the highlands biome, but without gps, could not find their way back to KSC. 

I deliver a GPS unit by parachute tonthe kerbals, after establishing a network of 10 GPS satellites in MKO

Edited June 28, 2016 by PB666

[Secret Agent Kirrim]

And we co-operate to save the kerbals.

We're breaking the rules of this thread lol

 

I make a toilet.

[PB666]

I create a sand trap underneath it that flushes the toilet into inner earth. It is discovered and used by scraelings as a bathtub and punch bowel. Its kings flips it upside down and uses it as the crown jewels. An inversion of the throne as one might say. 

Mission: I build a massive number of ceasium laced polonium TNGs for several hundred satellites, it then crash them into every manned space colony except those that are mine. 

[Ultimate Steve]

You install your accelerometer upside down. Your rocket contaminates your launch site.

I attempt to play KSP while onboard the ISS. (This would be sooooooo cool)

 

[PB666]

42 minutes ago, Ultimate Steve said:

You install your accelerometer upside down. Your rocket contaminates your launch site.

I attempt to play KSP while onboard the ISS. (This would be sooooooo cool)

 

You accidentally launch a rocket from a black ops site a   secret military satellite that spray paints the optics of spy satellites. It spray paints the capula module forever irking your fellow astronaut. You are confined tonthe inflatable module, which oddly is still popping every 5 minutes, and you are unable to sleep. 

I launch my satellites again with 3 redundant accelerometers, thoroughly rested before launch. 

Edited July 1, 2016 by PB666

[Ultimate Steve]

A man hacks the rocket's telemetry, crashing it into the VAB.

I send a tank to space.

[PB666]

55 minutes ago, Ultimate Steve said:

A man hacks the rocket's telemetry, crashing it into the VAB.

I send a tank to space.

The trajectory is strait up and if falls on your administration building, the shells go of hitting your buildings and destroying your space center, blowing up all your fuel tanks.

I send troop of kerbals, by foot, with dustpans and brooms to clean up the mess. They salvage the statue of the MK1 capsule.

[SAS123]

Jeb accidently Launches a rocket straight into his collegues working on the MK1 Capsule, Killing them all.

I SUCCESSFULLY Land a probe full of scientific experiments on tylo which took 1.5 hours to do.

[rlin]

Then the game crashes. When you get back to the game, the lander is gone.

I launch a rocket, turn it around, and crash it into the launchpad.

[PB666]

The launch tower has a concealed gigantic fly swatter the swats your rocket into you VAB doing 100% damage.

I launch a tiny space probe form a factory around kerbin thar sends out a signal playing the stars and stripes

[TopHeavy11]

Independence Day ensures.

 

I vaporize @PB666's probe so that Independence Day does NOT ensure.

[RocketSquid]

You hit a rock instead.

I am launching a nice, normal orbital rocket.

[PB666]

From an asteroid that weighs less than you ship, throwing both in escape orbits.

 Im launching a sputnik on a first stage mk1 to mk2 adapter setting on a size 3 enigine at full throttle. 

Edited July 8, 2016 by PB666

[rlin]

You forgot to add struts.

I launch an unmanned rocket to land on the Old Airfield.

[Interplanet Janet]

You forgot the fuel tank.

I send a mission to Sarnus to explore it and its moons Hale, Ovok, Mimoine, Encethies, Derite, Slate, Tekto, and Gobe, using a Jool gravity assist and with outfitted with an atmospheric probe and Tekto lander.