Destroy a Space Mission

[max_creative]

Your car gets landed on by a falcon 9 rocket. 

I send the Dres super ship to Dres...

Edited May 3, 2016 by max_creative

[EliasDanger]

The expense of the super ship mission to Dres coupled with the blandness of that gray golf ball in space (it's actually a mop), destroys your space agency's reputation and everything gets shut down! They were all mad when they found out it's just a mop.

 

I try to pick up where max-creative's mission got carried off, I launch an annihilation mission to Dres. I told everyone on the planet it'd be a good way to get rid of all the nukes.

[0111narwhalz]

You hit the Mün, because Dres doesn't actually exist. The Mün then fragments, some lumps spiraling inwards towards Kerbin, and others bombarding Minmus. And all for the hatred of a (dwarf) planet that doesn't exist...
You monster.

My friend strands a dozen kerbals on Mün, so I launch a rescue mission.

[TopHeavy11]

You successfully rescue them of the surface, and complete a burn for re-entry after checking on your Duna Base. You then switch back to the rescue mission...and see you forgot the heat shield and you already decoupled the transfer stage.

 

I become a SINTAX ERROR DETECTED. DESTROYING ALL SOFTWARE IN 3...3..32333311223121312212EM EGNEVA................................... . . . . .. ... . . . .                 .    .

Edited May 4, 2016 by TopHeavy11

[RocketSquid]

...EMERGENCY POTATO OVERRIDE. SOFTWARE UNDESTROYED.

I perform a completely ordinary Mun mission that lands on the Mun and safely returns to kerbin without any problems.

[Andem]

The KSS Hood  sinks.

 

A mission to Eeloo with USILS.

[Choctofliatrio2.0]

Choctofliatrio can't figure out what USILS is, so the mission fails.

 

I build a Sputnik clone and launch it.

[adsii1970]

and it slams into the ISS on it's third orbit.

a full scale replica of SKYLAB is ready to launch and is on the launchpad. Oh, and it is made out of Legos...

[icantmakemodels]

Your spacecraft proceeds to break up, since it is made of lego.

 

I send a [Your choice of Indestructible material] box with magic propulsion to LKO.

Edited May 4, 2016 by icantmakemodels

[EliasDanger]

The [my choice of indestructible material] gets destroyed before reaching orbit. You sue the manufacturer for false advertising.

 

I send a mission to plant a special tree seed on Laythe cuz the public relations people think it'll be sweet and significant and meaningful and stuff.

[cubinator]

The tree dies because why would you expect a tree to grow in that sandy, briny, freezing regolith? To say nothing of the radiation and the (probable) chlorine?

I send a mission to planet a flag on a plant.

[EliasDanger]

The mission fails cuz how do you planet a flag on a plant?

 

Public relations went south when our tree died, reputation plummeted, so we hatched a plan to build a little biodome on Laythe, so we can plant our damn tree.

 

Edited May 5, 2016 by EliasDanger

[TopHeavy11]

You find Laythe's atmoshpere is actually toxic.

 

 

I swallow Kerbin with a starship.

[icantmakemodels]

You ridiculously underestimated the size of Kerbin, and your spaceship burns up in the atmosphere.

 

Using the money from the Indestructible materials inc. sue, I send an Adamantium box with magic propulsion to LKO.

Edited May 5, 2016 by icantmakemodels

[cubinator]

Magic propulsion works by shooting top hats with secret compartments out the back of the ship using an air cannon, which doesn't work in space and doesn't go very far anyways.

I try to play soccer on Duna.

[DMSP]

The Ball ends up getting lodged in the Ascent Vehicle's Engine Bell, which when ignited fro liftoff, promptly explodes.

 

I send a small probe flotilla to Makemake's new moon, S/2015 (136472) 1 aka MK 2.

[Dobelong]

A space shrub spins through the space flotilla, consuming it in a flurry of hunger.

 

meanwhile, I send a probe to a planet in a parallel universe that you can't even get to.

[cubinator]

Unfortunately, the probe also cannot get to that parallel universe, and accidentally ends up in one where the speed of light is 12 m/s.

I launch an impact probe into Minmus.

[Delfinus]

It runs out of Delta-V and becomes doomed to drift in High Kerbin Orbit for eternity.

I launch an exploration ship to Mios.

[p1t1o]

A slice of bread from a technicians lunchbox left in a fuel tank clogs a turbopump on ascent.

I am constructing a long-term surface base on Mun.

[Kerbal kerman]

It blows up because an asteroid crashes into it.

 

im sending a 5  bil rocket to Eve and back

[spacebrick3]

You try to send it with only the most efficient engines, nuclear engines, and so you craft utterly fails to lift itself out of Eve's gravity well and will stay there until the end of time itself.

I'm launching a 64-kerbal station to go to Jool.

[DMSP]

The space station is too large for the lifter to handle. Burns up on ascent.

I deploy a uncrewed superbase to Laythe.

[Interplanet Janet]

It doesn't work because why would a superbase be uncrewed.

I try to make a probe escape the Solar System using the gravity of Jool and Sarnus.

[0111narwhalz]

Failure because you forgot to install the planet pack. And because you weren't in the Solar system to begin with.

I launch a single-stage-to-everywhere vessel, with mining and scanning capabilities, and send it to Pota--er, I mean Dres.