What if Anakin Skywalker was a girl?

[fredinno]

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I contest that this would be pretty funny though.

Windu: Young Skywalker, it has become apparent to the council that you are pregnant, and while seeking approval is not required it is suggested you heed our council on matters such as this, why did you not?
Anna: But Master Windu I didn't mean for it to happen?
Ki-Adi Mundi: What do you mean? Were you intoxicated and just didn't understand the ramifications? Did you not realize this would impair your ability to deal with the sieges?
Anna: No Council Member Mundi, I literally mean I didn't mean it, it just happened.
Plo Koon: One does not just become pregnant!
Yoda & Kenobi:.....

I guess we should do some speculations ourselves?

 

I was bored.

[Evanitis]

If Anakin Skywalker was a girl... we'd have the cutest Disney Princess!

[RainDreamer]

I think the "speculation" is what we called fan fic.

 

Anyway, we probably should move on before this going down a path we all regret walking.

[problemecium]

It'd be a lot more realistic, that's for sure.

Immaculate conceptions can only result in girls - women don't have a Y chromosome, so they can't produce offspring with a Y chromosome (males) unless they get one. You know, from a male. Unless we're to believe that Palpatine or someone made a Y chromosome using the Force (difficult to believe)...

Admittedly it'd still be farcically improbable, but it's still at least theoretically possible for an egg to be induced to replicate its own DNA and develop into a female embryo, leading to a parthenogenetic birth. An interesting side effect would be that Anakin would technically be a clone of Shmi.

[kerbiloid]

Then Tatooin sexists wouldn't admit himer to the pod racing and a jedi would never discover himer.
Queen Amidala would never meet him and would marry a worthy and noble prince and would avoid such disgusting death.
Empire fleet would not feel like idiots behind a clown in a black helmet and a cloak while all sensible people wear an elegant and comfortable uniform.
Rebels would look like ludicrous scouts, rather than opponents of the Dark Lord.
Luke wouldn't loose his arm because there wouldn't be a Luke.
 

Edited February 25, 2016 by kerbiloid

[GeneralVeers]

She'd have to be pretty beefy to sound suspiciously like James Earl Jones in the first movie......

......and the second movie would require a bit of a rewrite to the part where Vader reveals "I am your father".......

Just goes to show--the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the Power Of The Retcon!

[cantab]

Well, then The Force Awakens would have been released in 1999.

[problemecium]

20 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Queen Amidala would never meet him and would marry a worthy and noble prince...

YOU CALLED?

[daniel l.]

On 2/23/2016 at 3:37 AM, Evanitis said:

If Anakin Skywalker was a girl... we'd have the cutest Disney Princess!

Oh...

Okay then...