How To Get Into An Orbit ~ Tutorial

[Eveeloo]

Not Here


 

Edited March 29, 2016 by KerbalSpace

[Padishar]

Assuming you're not being sarcastic and you do actually think this is a useful tutorial, then, unfortunately, it really isn't.  It misses out far too many important details for beginners (the people that might need a tutorial to get to orbit) and makes no mention of good practice (e.g. designing a sensible rocket, following a sensible launch trajectory etc.)

[Rocket In My Pocket]

I gotta agree with @Padishar, not to be harsh but this is missing a lot of important details.

I like that you are trying to help others, your heart is certainly in the right place.

Maybe you should take another whack at it? Try being more specific!

[Crown]

1. Launch
2. Keep Rocket straight up
3. ???
4. ??!?!??
5. Orbit

[SSgt Baloo]

1. Ensure pointy end is up.
2. Light fuse.
3. Step back.
4. Step back more, you're still too close.
5. While the rocket ascends, you have a few minutes to apply first-aid to your burns. I told you that you were standing too close.
6. When you run out of atmosphere, turn right.
7. No, your other right.
8. No, I meant your military right!
9. Keep the rocket burning until your periapse lifts out of the atmosphere.
10. If you run out of fuel before this happens, take the 5-gallon jerry can, found behind your seat in the command pod, and walk back to KSC for more fuel.*

* Instructions for how to do this available separately, for a modest charge.

[Red Iron Crown]

Folks, this place isn't for mock tutorials, it's for giving and receiving actual help. I encourage the OP to flesh out the tutorial a bit further.

[Eveeloo]

Its fine ill just delete the post. 

Edited March 29, 2016 by KerbalSpace