Solve the Paradox!

[KAL 9000]

Basically, you make up a crazy solution to a paradox that the person above you posted, and then post your own paradox.

Paradox? What paradox?

What I'm saying is a lie.

[cubinator]

You're not saying anything, so it's not a lie or a truth.

There are patterns in a universe full of randomness.

[0111narwhalz]

Patterns can be found in randomness. Besides, there is nothing truely random, only overlapping layers of chaos.

The paradoxasaur: the more you believe in it, the less it exists. The converse is also true.

[cubinator]

It's actually a misassembled Schrodingersaurus.

Which came first: the chicken or the egg? (This one really has an answer, can you prove it?)

[0111narwhalz]

The egg came first.
It cannot be denied that every chicken comes from an egg. Thus, the chicken could not come before the egg. However, not every egg comes from a chicken.
Let us examine the first chicken. It came from an egg, laid by a "proto-chicken." The protochicken was likewise hatched from an egg, laid by a proto-protochicken, and so on.

Can a machine which detects whether a machine will throw errors determine if it will throw errors when fed a machine which throws errors when fed non-errors?

[Dark Junior]

I shoot the machine. Problem solved.
I go back in time and murder my grandparents

[quasarrgames]

You have murdered your grandparents from a different timeline. In this alternate timeline your grandparents are dead and you will not exist, but once you return to your old timeline in the present, you'll see that nothing has changed. And no, you can't go back in time to murder your grandparents in your same timeline, because the act of travelling back in time changes reality and creates a new timeline.

0!=1

1!=1

Therefore 0!=1!

But how can this be true, if 0<1?

[cubinator]

0! =/= 0

[0111narwhalz]

[Ultimate Steve]

It's hard to believe, but those two triangles aren't congruent. One bulges out a bit.

This statement is false.

[Dark Junior]

Yes, it is. Your point?

[0111narwhalz]

One word:

Noodles.

Where is everybody?