Kernel Kraken Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I navigate my way through a series of puzzles and mazes involving quantum physics, destroy the computer, the eat the cookie. Try stealing it without anything gross now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I dematerialize you just as you eat the cookie. My soggy cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, TheKSPBeginner said: I dematerialize you just as you eat the cookie. My soggy cookie. I said without grossness.... Edited February 4, 2018 by TheMadKraken2297 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 (it could be worse) I set the cookie out to dry, and sanitize it. My perfectly fine cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 While it is drying I send in a spy to steal it and set inside of a cookie jar, surrounded by lasers, surrounded by a tank of Architeuthis Dux, floating above jeb's rocket testing range. My cookie. Mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I use my drill and put the cookie inside an absolutely impenetrable fortress, which has multiple crushers. MINE oh and it's blue so yea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I steal the cookie. Mineminemine minemine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal pancake Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 1 hour ago, TheMadKraken2297 said: I steal the cookie. Mineminemine minemine! I grab the cookie from you and dissapear into the breadlines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I take Death Star, snatch the cookie, then guard it with Death Star! my cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I give up, then shoot you both, in a private room, so you have no way to steal the cookie, then take it. Mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 You don't look so good, have a KNIFE TO THE BACK. The cookie is now mine forever, locked in a dedicated stolen cookie vault Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 DRILLDRILLDRILL I put the cookie in the same fort. You can't get through. MINEEEEEEEEEEE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Well, you drilled a hole in the fort and don't happen do mention to have patched it. I walk through the hole and grab the cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 You fools! The cookie vault was a trap all along. The real cookie is right here in my secret underground lair/KFC combo joint. I remotly detonate the nuclear warhead hidden in the stolen cookie vault, destroying you all. Muahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 (edited) Bring it on, catbert (yes, I noticed your avatar pic). No evil Dilbert HR Rep will stop me! That was a clone from my army I made on my KSC hill! BWAHAHAHAHA! While you were busy launching a missile I sent a clone to get into your base through the port from which the nuclear missile launched from, navigating it's way to the cookie vault and teleporting the cookie to my safe! Which has no outside openings, and I have DOZENS of decoys! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!... Wrong thread. Edited February 9, 2018 by TheMadKraken2297 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Any done may be undone. I have undone all your actions and returned the cookie to my possession. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Reset button! My cookie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 I undid your undone undone- ing. My cookie again, with my huge base and I've destroyed all undone it buttons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 I quickload, and steal it! My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 I said I undid all undo buttons. Including quicksave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 I make a new cookie. My cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Ok then. That's your cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Blasphemy! There is only one true cookie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 I blast the other cookie with a thermobaric bomb. Hehehehehe..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 As thanks for getting rid of the false cookie, I'd like to give you a knife to the back. The one true cookie is now mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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