The Kerbal Mindset (provide quotes)

[UnionPacific1983WP]

"I'm stranded on an island in the middle of the ocean, because I tried landing here in a hypersonic-capable jet and smashed the engine apart upon landing."

-An unnamed female Kerbonaut, yesterday in my main KSP save.

[53miner53]

"I probably have enough fuel to do the mission."

-me

"Dang it, ran out of fuel."

-also me

[RoadRunnerAerospace]

"A good mission is if you get the objectives done, a better one is if you get some science while your at it, an excellent one is if you get off of kerbin"

-me

[Confused Scientist]

Please see part one of my signature.

[TheKSPBeginner]

If you want to die, die magnificently.

[Ultimate Steve]

If I could fuel my spaceships with all of my dumb mistakes, i would have colonized the galaxy by now.

[Kernel Kraken]

Any Landing you can Walk away from is an awesome landing. If your plane isn't destroyed due to engine explosions, it's a record breaking landing. Seriously, can someone land a plane properly?

"When life gives you lemons, build a rocket, put those lemons in it, and fly the rocket into life's Tesla Roadster and tell it you'd rather have Minus Ice Cream (not Bluebell)"

-Jebediah Kerman, on Adversity.

[Hypercosmic]

"Let's not fight! Let us all help each other build rockets and go beyond the skies!"

- Emperor of the Kong dynasty to the northern tribes, 1100 CE.

Edited February 18, 2018 by Hypercosmic

[HansonKerman]

"Better to die in a big, fiery explosion than to die of old age."

-Jeb Kerman

MUHAHAHAHA

-Danny 2462

[Delay]

"Don't worry, this was supposed to happen!"

-Yours truly (If wiktionary is to be trusted today, that is the english translation of "Meine Wenigkeit")

[53miner53]

We’re ready, so let’s go faster/further!

“Jeb, why are you on the Mun?” “I had extra fuel!” “And now you’re stuck there?” “Yep!” *Gene facepalms*

Edited June 15, 2018 by 53miner53

[Fraston]

Wenn Sie eine Mission mit mehr als genug Treibstoff abschließen, ist das eine untergeordnete Aufgabe. Wenn du eine Mission mit gerade genug Treibstoff beendest, ist das eine durchschnittliche Mission. Wenn du die Mission mit weniger als genug Treibstoff beendest, stimmt etwas nicht.

-Yortier Kerman, Kemany space agency

[Ho Lam Kerman]

1.

bool isJebStrandedOnMun = true

float agencyMoney = 100.0

2. 

Spoiler

Status: Catastrophic Failure!

(0:00) Liftoff!

(0:01) roundFuelTank collided with liquidEngine1                                     (something went wrong)

(0:01) largeFuelTank collided with liquidEngine1

(0:02) Separation of Stage 8 confirmed                                                       (mash spacebar)

(0:02) Separation of Stage 7 confirmed

(0:02) Separation of Stage 6 confirmed

(0:03) largePanel collided with probeCore2

(0:03) Separation of Stage 5 confirmed

(0:03) Separation of Stage 4 confirmed

(0:03) Separation of Stage 3 confirmed

(0:04) Separation of Stage 2 confirmed

(0:04) Separation of Stage 1 confirmed

(0:05) largeFuelTank collided with largeFuelTank                                     (lots of explosions)

(0:05) liquidEngine3 collided with largeFuelTank

(0:05) solidBooster2 collided with largeFuelTank

(0:05) solidBooster2 collided with largeFuelTank

(0:05) solidBooster2 collided with solidBooster2

(0:05) solidBooster2 collided with noseCone1

(0:05) solidBooster2 collided with radialDecoupler1

(0:06) largeFuelTank exploded due to overheating: 1323/1200 K

(0:06) liquidEngine1 exploded due to overheating: 1105/1000K

(0:07) liquidEngine2 collided with launchpad                                              (falls onto launchpad)

(0:07) fuelTankSmall collided with launchpad

(0:07) crewCapsule1-3 collided with launchpad                                         (crew killed)

(0:07) Jebediah Kerman was killed

(0:07) Bill Kerman was killed

(0:07) Valentina Kerman was killed

(0:07) fuelTankLarge collided into launchpad                                            (more explosions) 

(0:08) fuelTankLarge collided into aeroWing2

(0:08) fuelTankLarge collided into noseCone

(0:08) fuelTankLarge collided into launchpad

(0:08) tempSensor collided with Sphere(clone)                                        (whack-a-kerbal destroys evidence)

(0:08) probeCoreLarge collided with Sphere(clone)

(0:08) fuelTankSmall collided with Sphere(clone)

 

Edited July 3, 2018 by Ho Lam Kerman