Loading Screen Hints

[AHHans]

With @SQUAD looking for new images for the loading screen maybe it's time for an old idea of mine(*): come up with new loading screen hints.
[Disclaimer: There's probably loads of legal issues with SQUAD using community supplied stuff in their game. I am not a lawyer, I don't care about that. I SQUAD want to use my suggestions that's fine. I you don't agree with that, then you probably shouldn't post any suggestions in this thread.]

So here are my suggestions:

• Calming down Bob.
• Cursing Newton.
• Pressing SPACE twice.
• Rescuing Kerbals.
• Adding Even Moar Boosters.
• Increasing Landing Gear Spring Strength.(**)

P.S. (*) Before I saw that they already have "Effecting Oberth" in their list.
(**) Is there a good word for "making more bouncy" in English?
 

[MechBFP]

2 hours ago, AHHans said:

making more bouncy

Increasing Elasticity. 

[AHHans]

17 minutes ago, MechBFP said:

Increasing Elasticity. 

Hmmm...

• Increasing Landing Gear Elasticity

Not bad! But I think this is better:

• Increasing Landing Gear Bounciness

[RocketSimplicity]

My suggestions:

• Using the instructions as Rocket fuel
• Checking Staging (Already in-game!)
• Pressing Abort
• Forgetting Parachutes (Already in-game!)
• Flipping your plane
• Getting out and pushing

And finally:

• Calling Matt Kerman

Edited September 16, 2019 by RocketSimplicity
Added Dot Points

[AHHans]

8 hours ago, RocketSimplicity said:

My suggestions:

• Using the instructions as Rocket fuel
• Checking Staging
• Pressing Abort
• Forgetting Parachutes
• Flipping your plane
• Getting out and pushing

And finally:

• Calling Matt Kerman

Nice. I particular like the "Getting out" one.

(I've marked the two that are already in the game.)

[RocketSimplicity]

39 minutes ago, AHHans said:

(I've marked the two that are already in the game.)

They're that good, aren't they? 

Edited September 16, 2019 by RocketSimplicity

[LordOfTheNorth]

My suggestion:

 - It's not rocket science...