TwoCalories Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 (edited) Linus Kerman was playing with the Offset Tool in the VAB while none of the engineers was looking when he accidentally locked the node to his head. He tried pulling it off, but he pulled the X-axis down, smashing him paper-thin instantly. The engineers came in and found a paper-thin Linus on the floor. They took him back to R&D while the KSC scientists figured out how to undo the Offset. One of the engineers suggested just using the Offset tool to restore him to 3D. However, at that moment a CS/T-77 trainer jet had a mechanical failure above the KSC and jettisoned its drop tanks as part of emergency procedures. The drop tank smashed into the R&D and right into 2D Linus. Durnan Kerman: Trying to beat Jebediah Kerman to the Mun in an unplanned mission. Edited June 14 by TwoCalories new paaage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 (edited) Linus was having a nice day on Efil, flying his handmade plane he built over the course of the week. He got permission from the KSC to begin flying, and did so from runway 09, bringing a recorder because why not. During his flight he passed over the infamous Sea of Ends, a large sea known for causing anyone who dared cross it to die in the most random means. Linus flew over the sea, too busy admiring the view, and was caught by the Kraken. The last photo in the recorder was from the perspective of a 2D organism, and a nearby light house recorded the following log: LOG START 2040-02-24, 11:20AM LOCAL TIME 11:20: Anomaly detected over Sea of Ends 11:21: Distress signal received, denied due to extreme risk 11:21: Distress signal received, denied due to extreme risk 11:22: Distress signal received, denied with force 11:22: Severe vessel contortion detected 11:21: SySte m F A iLrue !!:£$: S G L OS END LOG The lighthouse then saw Linus' plane, with him still in it, become 2D and disappear, before the Kraken returned to the murky depths of the Sea of Ends. Spoiler The Efil Coast Guard division discovered the remains of Linus and his plane the following day, with black box data revealing that Linus had disregarded warnings from the KSC about the Sea of Ends. Funerary sevices were promptly held and all access to the sea was forcefully revoked. Varen Kerman: Falling into Kcalbeloh Edited June 14 by Iapetus7342 Oh dear, it appears someone already did it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryharder Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 Durnan Kerman betted Jeb that he could build a better rocket and land it on the Mun before him. Jeb disagreed and challenged Durnan to a competition. The funny thing is that Durnan did indeed beat Jeb, and was just celebrating it on the surface of the Mun when Jeb landed his rocket. Straight on top of Durnan. Jakey Kerman dies of old age while waiting 19 million years for his girlfriend to return from a space mission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted 7 hours ago Share Posted 7 hours ago Jakey Kerman's girlfriend went on a trip to the edge of the observable universe, but when she decided to take the trip, Jakey was at North Kerbin to plan some conspiracies, so he didn't come. He waited and waited till death. Torres Kerman - Salvation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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