ksp "trashed ksc" parody of first time in forever Reprise

[kerbalgod]

You don't have to launch me I'm not afraid
Please don't shut me in again,
Please don't slam the hatch
You don't have to keep your distance anymore

'Cause for the first time in history,
I finally landed
For the first time in history,
We can fix this hand and hammer
We can go back to kerbin together!
You don't have to live in fear...
'Cause for the first time in history
I will be right here

valatretana
Please go back home
Your life awaits
Go enjoy the sun
And open up the gates

Yeah, but

I know!
You mean well, but go back alone
Yes, I'm alone but I'm alone and free!
Just stay away and you'll be safe from asteroids
Actually we're not

What do you mean asteroids?

I get the feeling you don't know

What do I not know?

kerbin in deep, deep, deep, deep...
trashed

What?

You've kind of set off an a rocket explode... Everywhere

Everywhere?

It's okay, you can just fix it
No, I can't
I, I don't know how!

Sure you can! I know you can!
'Cause for the first time in history,
I'm such a fool!
I can't go home!

You don't have to be afraid...
No escape from the ksc inside of kerbin!

We can fix the ksc  together!
I can't control the pod!

We'll reverse the trashed you've made
val, please, you'll only make it worse!

Don't panic!
There's so much trash!

We'll make the kerbal shine bright!
You're not safe here!

We can fix this thing together!
No!

We can change this trashed weather!
Ahhh...

And everything will be all right...
I can't!

[Gargamel]

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