The Acceptable Stuff

[Kerbalsaurus]

Tim Kerman started to come to. A familiar voice ran through his head, yelling out his name. Suddenly, he jumped up. He opened his (non-psychotic) eyes in a hospital ward. He was quite confused, though. Last thing he knew, he was on the Mun researching the mysterious Stargate. Next thing he knew, he was here. A doctor ran in surprised he had woken up.

"How are you alive? You were asleep for a month! Some hiker found you badly injured on a mountain side!" the doctor yelled out.

"Well, first thing I know I'm on the Mun, the ne-" Tim was cut off by the doctor.

"The Mun? How would you be standing on the Mun's surface? It's extremely far away from any where!"

"What? But I remember! The gray dust, my lander, and my crew mates! I was wearing a space suit, maybe you have that?

"Well, you were wearing something. But it wasn't a space suit. Nobody's even been to space yet! You fell off the side of a mountain."

"I was on the Mun, Dr... Arlep Kerman!"

Arlep walked out of the room to talk to another doctor.

"He's clearly delusional. He thinks he was on the Mun. He was wearing a pressure suit when we found him. Maybe he's a pilot who's gone mad?" Arlep said.

"Well, how can we diagnose him if we don't who he is? I'll go in and ask him" the other doctor said.

She walked in to the room, and proceeded to ask Tim as many questions as she could to figure out who he really was, and what he was doing. He told her his name, and continuously said that he was on a top secret mun mission, that the public didn't know about. He mentioned who his crew mates were, Joemon Kerman and Anfield Kerman. But they didn't exist on any records. Not even Tim did. The doctor walked out of the room, confused about the story Tim was telling. However, he wasn't any harm to himself or anybody else. And all of his injuries had healed. So the hiker who found him was called over and picked Tim up. Tim was given his pressure suit, as it was the piece of clothing he owned (the hospital wouldn't let him keep his gown).

A Kerbal named Virsen Kerman was the one who founded Tim. He was muttering gibberish about the Mun and something called Stargate. She couldn't know exactly what had happened to him, but he was badly injured. As if he fell out of the sky.

"Hi Tim," Virsen said. "I imagine we'll be roommates from now on! I'm sure you'll enjoy my place _{even if it is a pretty crumby apartment.} Tim just looked confused. "Well, come on! get in the car!" And off Tim went, off on his strange new adventure.