TonyC Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 "Take that Neil Armstrong" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainDreamer Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 "Finally, some peace and quiet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMSP Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 "As I step on this new world, I come in peace and... No... No don't retract the ladder! Stop! NOOOOOO!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 (edited) "i need: two Pi and leg's too to sustain the gravity of that celestial body, basically it's like 3.14 and a few others decimals to revolve around" Edited January 12, 2016 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 (edited) I am leaving the capsule now, and..... wait, why is there a big, blue police box sitting over there by that rock??? Edited January 12, 2016 by Just Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 "is there a way to disminush the return to earth, anwyway i think i'd rather prefer to go to pluto now" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 "I now acknowledge the realisation that, after all, I am on land not belonging to any country. Therefore, I declare a mutiny against NASA and will now instruct my team to send a solemn message to JPL, stating that we aim for freedom from the United States of America and will not respond to further prompt. I will ask Bill here to place a flag beside the hab, proclaiming this territory a monarchy in my sake. Okay now Bill send this video to JPL- *RECORDING FINISHED*" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 "Now it's time to leave the capsule if you da-a-are!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evanitis Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 AAAAAAAAAARGH, WTH! SERIOUSLY? TAKE ME HOME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanic Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 foLlow Ur dRimz... fast. -Sanic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chadgaskerman Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Right screw this, I'm off home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 "damn!" (as in either "I am in awe, I'm on Mars" or "There's no coffee here, either") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 HAHA! SCRW YOU NIEL ARMSTRONG! Wait, what? the camera wasn't on? Damnit! We got all the way to a desert so old it's rusting, and the camera isn't on? Well, John, I hope you like botany, because were leaving you here with a liter of hydrazine and a potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 *Falls off the ladder right before someone else steps on Mars for the first time* "It wasn't me!" "That's one small step for man, brought to you by our sponsor: [insert company name here]" "Joke's on you Earth, this is a soundstage on Pluto!" "Ha! Take that h8ers!" "My booty itches." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 "I think I broke something, we might have to film this again." Just to please the conspiracists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuansenhama Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 This goes out to my Eighth Grade Math teacher, Mrs. Smith who said that I would never amount to anything. The one who wrote me a detention when my phone buzzed in class but ignored it every time someone else in the class had their phone go off, and who selectively graded the homework problems I got wrong. Also to Billy, the middle school bully who started rumors about me, pushed me down in the halls, and threw his gym shoes at me in the locker room. And last but definitely not least, the teacher lady from that summer camp I volunteered to assist at three years ago, who was unappreciative of my efforts and volunteered time and called me 'fat and lazy'. I just wanted to say, with the world as my witness: Screw you guys, I'm the first person on mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 "Hey guys, is the lander supposed to be on fire?" "Wasn't there supposed to be an accent vehicle somewhere around here?" "Ha! Joke's on you NASA, this is totally a soundstage, it doesn't even have the fight gravity... ... Wait... ... Oh, never mind." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HebaruSan Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 "I'm Scott Manley, fly safe." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 (edited) "We come here today, not in the name of showing others we are superior, but in the name of peace and science, for all Mankind." The 2nd thing spoken on Mars would be: "Wait, there's no Wi-Fi!!!! THERE'S NO WI-FI!!!!! NOOOO!!!!" Edited February 18, 2016 by DolphinDude3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 In the words of Neil Armstrong; "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for Mankind." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 *Steps out of landing capsule* *Trips* *Says "Oh damn hell" when painfully lands on Martian floor* And those were the first words on Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 (edited) On 18/2/2016 at 10:47 AM, DolphinDude3 said: "We come here today, not in the name of showing others we are superior, but in the name of peace and science, for all Mankind." The 2nd thing spoken on Mars would be: "Wait, there's no Wi-Fi!!!! THERE'S NO WI-FI!!!!! NOOOO!!!!" : ) "oki, as expected no wi-fi here but i don't care i can fold my soup rationnement packages while thinking about Higgs Boson mechanics and while playing farmville for real" "but, but, what about the fact i can't log to facebook due too post synchro to share some nice pic ?" : ) - you & me & you - cc licence =(xDr that neutral link'all'n ... pfffft ; ) Edited February 20, 2016 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanic Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 "Umm... MEMORABLE HISTORIC LINE!" Yeah, that's it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 "Dammit, that dust is already getting everywhere." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 "Oh crap, I new I forgot something. I didn't plan what to say." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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