The user below me...

[Robotengineer]

Only three? Or more than three? I got moar than three.

The user below me does not abbreviate 'The User Below Me'.

[Goodle...]

nope

TUBM has at least 2 reputation rectangles

[MathmoRichard]

False

The user below me could derive the quadratic formula without cheating

[Flymetothemun]

Medium-level algebra makes me freak out, so no.

The user below me is a lackey and a serf.

[DarkGravity]

Sorry. Neither, neighbor.

These 3 things are ALL true of the user below me:

A) has never been below water to a depth of greater than 2 atmospheres (66 feet on Earth).

has never touched a koala bear

C) has eaten venison at least once.

[Dman979]

Sorry, number C is not true.

TUBM is confused by number C.

[Red Iron Crown]

No, c is 299 792 458 m/s.

The user below me know at least three more numbers that are often represented by letters.

[Tex]

Let's see, there's E, I think, F, M, A... X, Y, Z... Wow, there's actually a lot. Of standard ones anyway, I suppose it's possible to use all letters as variables.

TUBM has a disliking of math.

[Zucal]

I goddamn love probability. You take that back!

The user below me has a dislike of acronyms.

[Dman979]

Nope. NASA, BSA, Etc. I love 'em!

TUBM knows the ∆-v equation off of the top of their head.

[DarkGravity]

Close, but no. I had to stop and really think.

All 3 of these are true of TUBM :

A) male

has swung an axe against a tree or log at least once

C) has never heard of a self-sealing stem bolt

[Dman979]

All true!

TUBM likes making lists.

[Astrofox]

Yes, I like listing.

The User Below Me:

1 - LOVES KSP

2 - Likes Math

3 - Is younger than 18 years of age

[Ferdoni]

Wrong, I'm older

TUBM posts a reply to confirm he's an idiot

[Joshwoo70]

Um wait am i one?

TUBM likes to fly rockets AND planes and does wackjob creations.

[windows_x_seven]

I like to fly planes and rocket, but most of them are small and efficient.

TUBM has yet to outsmart bullet.

[Dman979]

No, I've actually done it twice.

TUBM wants to be an astronaut.

[windows_x_seven]

Maybe. *sniff* Maybe.

I've yet to meet one that has gone to Eeloo.

[Astrofox]

I've sent spacecraft to Eeloo:

They were unmanned.

Anyway, the user below me has been to the magic boulder, and can re-create the magic boulder using Kopernicus (please, please do make a magic boulder for Kopernicus).

[Dman979]

Nope, not even with hyperedit.

TUBM is a fan of TF2.

[windows_x_seven]

Maybe. *sniff* Maybe.

I've yet to meet one that can outsmart Scott Manley.

[Dman979]

I most certainly cannot outsmart illectro.

TUBM did not know Scott Manley's username till now.

[Deutherius]

False.

The user below me is a fan of the Souls game series.

[Ethanadams]

NOPE star wars galactic battlegrounds saga is better

tubm is not from america

[Dman979]

Nope.

TUBM is in school now.