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Error 411: BlackHole.exe and its contents have be restored from backups

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Error 412: InterplanetaryDustRing_2.0.exe has turned into the following:

Moho.exe

Eve.exe

Gilly.exe

Kerbin.exe

Duna.exe

Ike.exe

Dres.exe

Jool.exe

Laythe.exe

Vall.exe

Tylo.exe

Bop.exe

Pol.exe

Eeloo.exe

Error 413: Star.exe has been renamed Kerbol.exe

Error 414: BlackHole.exe and its contents have become un-removable

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5 minutes later...

ERROR: SYSTEM FAILURE (FILE CORRUPTION)

ATTEMPTING TO RESTART

RESTART COMPLETE!

...

LOADING WINDOWS...

ERROR: MAIN FILES CORRUPT! ATTEMPTING TO FIX WINDOWS

ERROR: REPAIR FAILURE. RESTARTING INTO RECOVERY MODE

...

RECOVERY.EXE READ AND ENTERED. WARNING: INACCURACY DETECTED

*hitting "recover Windows"*

COMMAND ACCEPTED. WARNING: INACCURACY DETECTED

REPAIRING WINDOWS

ERROR: RECOVERY FILES NOT FOUND! REPAIR FAILED

ATTEMPTING TO RESTORE WINDOWS

ERROR: RECOVERY FILES NOT FOUND!

ERROR: ALL RECOVERY OPTIONS FAILED. RESTARTING TO INSTALL MODE

...

WINDOWS_INSTALL.EXE LOADED

MOVING WINDOWS_INSTALL.EXE to D DRIVE

INITIALIZING C DRIVE

C DRIVE INITIALIZED. ALL C DRIVE DATA DELETED.

INSTALLING WINDOWS TO C DRIVE

WARNING: THIS WILL NOT INSTALL DRIVES. CONTINUE?

*hitting "Y" key*

COMMAND ACCEPTED. INSTALLING WINDOWS.

WINDOWS INSTALLED. CREATING WINDOWS_INSTALL.EXE.

WINDOWS_INSTALL.EXE INSTALLED INTO C DRIVE. INITIALIZING D DRIVE.

D DRIVE INITIALIZED. ALL D DRIVE DATA DELETED. RESTARTING INTO WINDOWS.

...

LOADING WINDOWS...

WINDOWS LOADED. PLEASE REGISTER.

Edited by Designer225
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The next 30 seconds...

ERROR: SHUTDOWN NOT ACCEPTED! RESTARTING COMPUTER...

...

LOADING WINDOWS...

10%

15%

30%

55%

77%

99%

WINDOWS LOADED! REGISTRATION NEEDED.

*registering*

REGISTRATION CONFIRMED. ENTERING WINDOWS...

...

WINDOWS ENTERED.

*hitting Hardware_Install.exe*

COMMAND ACCEPTED. LOADING HAREWARE_INSTALL.EXE...

10%

25%

50%

80%

99%

...

...

...

HAREWARE_INSTALL.EXE ENTERED. WARNING: INACCURACY DETECTED

INSTALL ALL HAREWARE? (Y/N)

//Y

INSTALLING HAREWARE...

ERROR: NO CONNECTIONS. HAREWARES REQUIRE INTERNET CONNECTION. PLEASE CONNECT TO INTERNET BEFORE CONTINUING INSTALLATION.

//Install wireless hardware

INSTALLING WIRELESS HAREWARE...

WIRELESS HAREWARE INSTALLED? CONTINUE ALL INSTALLATION?

//Y

INSTALLING ALL REMAINING HAREWARE...

ALL HAREWARE INSTALLED. ALL HAREWARE DATED TO MARCH 1ST, 1976.

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Error 415: Comet_Minmus.exe has been moved to Kerbin_Orbit.exe by Orbital_Capture.exe

Error 416: Rogue_Planet.exe has been created

Error 417: Rogue_Planet.exe> Kerbin_Collision_course.exe has been created

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Then...

//Y

RESTARTING FORUM...

...

ERROR: FILE CORRUPT! SHUTTING DOWN FORUM...

SHUTTING DOWN FORUM...

...

FORUM SHUTDOWN COMPLETE!

WARNING: TROJAN DISASTER.JAR, WORM DISINFECTANT.CRAFT, AND VIRUSES INFECT.BAT AND PROTOZOAN.EXE DISCOVERED IN C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32. REMOVE INFECTANTS? (Y/N)

//Y

...

INFECTANTS REMOVED. WARNING: WORM BLASTER.EXE FOUND IN SYSTEM. REMOVE? (Y/N)

//Y

DOWNLOADING WELCHIA WORMS...

WORM WELCHIA.BAT DEPLOYED INTO SYSTEM.

ERROR: BLASTER.EXE REMOVED

ERROR: WELCHIA.BAT DELETED

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Much, much, later...

DOWNLOADING BLACKHOLE.BAT

...

MEDIAFIRE MESSAGE:

ERROR 404: WWW.MEDIAFIRE.COM/DOWNLOAD=BLACKHOLE.BAT NOT FOUND. CONTINUE?

//Y

PLEASE WAIT, THERE IS A FILE SEARCH...

...

MEDIAFIRE MESSAGE:

FILE FOUND! FILE LOCATED IN ISOHUNT: HTTP://WWW.ISOHUNT.COM/FILE/PAGE=BLACKHOLE.BAT/PAGE.PHP. ENTERING ISOHUNT...

...

ISOHUNT MESSAGE:

ISOHUNT ENTERED. PLEASE WAIT, THERE IS A FILE SEARCH...

...

ERROR 404: BLACKHOLE.BAT CENSORED, AS REQUIRED BY U.S. SUPREME COURT.

Edited by Designer225
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I'll do:

//N

WARNING: EXPLOSION.EXE ACTIVATION IMMINENT. ACTIVATING TASK MANAGER...

...

TASK_MANAGER.EXE OPENED. TERMINATING EXPLOSION.EXE...

...

EXPLOSION.EXE TERMINATED. WARNING: WORM BLASTER.JAR FOUND IN C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32. REMOVE?

//Y

DOWNLOADING WELCHIA.BAT

10%

25%

40%

60%

99%

WELCHIA.BAT DOWNLOADED. WARNING: WORM WELCHIA.EXE FOUND INSIDE WELCHIA.BAT. DELETE?

//N

COMMAND ACCEPTED. ACTIVATE WELCHIA.BAT?

//Y

WELCHIA.BAT ACTIVATED. WARNING: SYSTEM CRASH IMMINENT (BLASTER.JAR FOUND IN BRAIN.EXE)

WARNING: WORM WELCHIA.EXE FOUND IN SYSTEM. REMOVE?

//N

...

ERROR: BLASTER.JAR DELETED

ERROR: WELCHIA.BAT DELETED

ERROR 420: SYSTEM CORRUPTION, SHUTDOWN IMMINENT. CONTINUE? (Y/N)

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Error 418: Kerbin_Collision_Course.exe> Kerbin_collision.exe has been created

Activate Kerbin_collision.exe? (Y/N)

/Y

Activating Kerbin_collision.exe

Error

Error 419: Kerbin.exe> Kerbin_Orbit.exe> Kerbin_DebrisRing.exe has been created

Error 420: Rogue_planet.exe has been deleted

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Then...

ERROR 421: KERBIN_COLLISION_COURSE.EXE AND IT'S COMPONENT DELETED, FILE NO LONGER OPERABLE. SHUTTING DOWN EXECUTABLE.

ERROR 404: D. SHUTTING DOWN WINDOWS...

ERROR 422: SHUTDOWN FAILED. RESTARTING INTO MAINTNANCE MODE...

...

RECOVERY.EXE ENTERED.

RECOVERY.EXE HAS EXECUTED MAINTNANCE.EXE. REPAIRING WINDOWS...

ERROR 404: REPAIR FILES NOT FOUND. TERMINATING MAINTNANCE.EXE...

...

MAINTNANCE.EXE TERMINATED. PLEASE CHOOSE A CHOICE:

A) RECOVER WINDOWS TO RECENT SAVED TIME (WILL EXECUTE RECOVER_WINDOWS.EXE, WHICH WILL EXECUTE RECOVERY_UNZIP_BACKUP.EXE, WHICH WILL RESTORE WINDOWS TO MARCH 1ST, 2010.

B) RECOVER WINDOWS TO FACTORY SETTING (WILL EXECUTE RECOVER_WINDOWS.EXE, WHICH WILL EXECUTE WINDOWS_INSTALL_HIDDEN.EXE)

C) REINSTALL WINDOWS (WILL EXECUTE WINDOWS_INSTALL.EXE)

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>a/

executing recover_windows.exe...

Executing recovery_unzip_backup.exe...

Resetting windows to march 1st 2010. Please wait...

Warning: Deleting windows.exe.

Do you want to continue? (y/n)

>n/

deleting windows.exe. Please wait...

Windows.exe successfully uninstalled...

Have a nice day!

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//System Check...

//Loading Data...

Starting Brain.exe

Starting Vision.exe

Starting Torso.jar

Starting Internals.jar

Starting Left_Hand.bat

Starting Right_Hand.bat

Starting Left_Foot.bat

Starting Right_Foot.bat

Starting Genitals.jar

Starting Feelings.exe

Starting Sensations.exe

...

...

...

...

Startup Complete. Initiating Life.exe Plase Wait....

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ERROR: Windows uninstalled. Requires Windows to run all programs. All executable stopped working.

ERROR: Windows uninstalled. Cannot run everything until Windows is installed.

ERROR 999999999: No operating systems operational. Running Windows_Install.exe...

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Error 421: Error_421_impostor.exe is threatening Kerbin.exe and it's contents.

BlackHole.exe is executing Destroy.exe.

Error 422: Error_421_imposter.exe has been destroyed.

Error 423: Kerbin_collision_course.exe has done its task and no longer exists

Error 424: debris_disk.exe: Proto_mun.exe has been created

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