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Peace? *vomits* We have a giant orbital laser cannon, the Excalibur I. Prepare to fire it at her fleet in Laythe orbit!

Too late. The United Terran Planets, has fired their own ion cannon. Laythe nolonger exists. Humans are now in the fight.

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As much as I love the Yamato, it pales in comparison to the wackiness I've invented before. If I really wanted to get into a faux-fleet fight with you people, you would be easily outnumbered and probably outgunned. And I don't even use death lasers that cook whole planets, only conventional weaponry

Peace? I never agreed to a war in the first place, your bloodlust disgusts me, and that's coming from someone who can trace their military lineage all the way back to when tricorne hats were still in fashion

Capturing Trekkette? Nice work, she can handle herself.

More of my bases to destroy? What makes you think you've hit them to begin with.

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*activates the Excalibur I* I will end this madness by destroying THE SOLAR SYSTEM! *shoots at the sun, causing it to explode. My Ark spaceships transport seals and human members of the Seal Army to the Andromeda Galaxy, so Chobit can't find us*

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Wait... I'm Chobit's servant? How'd that happen? And why am I being held for ransom! I was just sitting here eating popcorn!

Welcome to Fate / word salad title! Where people compete for a horrendous supernatural abomination, and the points don't matter!

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As much as I love the Yamato, it pales in comparison to the wackiness I've invented before. If I really wanted to get into a faux-fleet fight with you people, you would be easily outnumbered and probably outgunned. And I don't even use death lasers that cook whole planets, only conventional weaponry

Peace? I never agreed to a war in the first place, your bloodlust disgusts me, and that's coming from someone who can trace their military lineage all the way back to when tricorne hats were still in fashion

Capturing Trekkette? Nice work, she can handle herself.

More of my bases to destroy? What makes you think you've hit them to begin with.

One second, I'm calling in the fleets of the Type V's. Awww yeah.

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The laser had A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT of power. It actually shoots red matter.
REBOOT STAR TREK REFERENCE FTW!

Darn tootin' I can take care of myself. Although precise explanations of how are likely to get me in BIG trouble... Think Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct...

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Welcome to Fate / word salad title! Where people compete for a horrendous supernatural abomination, and the points don't matter!

My favourite one is "The points are completely useless! Just like condoms to a Trekkie! Completely useless"

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